Quick -- go to this page before they change it

[Sparkly]

Why is THAT photo with THIS story? hahaha

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=542&ncid=716&e=6&u=/ap/20041223/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/airport_security

[FM Arouet666]

1. Oopsy, a Freudian slip perhaps. n/t

[Ian David]

2. Bernard Kerik and Airport Screener gropings?

Bernard Kerik, New York's former top police officer who withdrew as a Bush administration cabinet nominee, resigned from a consulting firm with former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, December 22, 2004. Giuliani told reporters that Kerik, nominated by President Bush (news - web sites) to be Homeland Security secretary before being overtaken by scandals, left Giuliani Partners LLC voluntarily. Kerik is shown May 18. Photo by Jeff Christensen/Reuters

[Sparkly]

3. Right... Has he been doing "patdowns" of women's breasts or something?

Patdown Procedures Modified for Females

21 minutes ago

By SIOBHAN McDONOUGH, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - In response to numerous complaints from women, the government has ordered airport security personnel to avoid touching female passengers between their breasts when performing patdowns.

Security screeners now will keep their hands to the "chest perimeter" of women unless detection equipment picks up the possibility that they are hiding explosives between their breasts.

[proudbluestater]

4. With one wife and two mistresses he probably has the most experience

at "examining" women's breasts to see if they're packing heat. Hey, if I was a mistress and found out there was ANOTHER mistress, I'd be pissed too!

[neebob]

5. No idea what Bernie Kerik has to do with it, but

between the breasts?! Anyone who travels and wears underwires knows it isn't just between. And uh, define "chest perimeter."

[Hand]

6. HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen, someone at Yahoo News has got a great sense of humor. Last week it was this:



Now they've got the Bernie Kerik patdown piece. These can't be accidents! Whoever's doing this deserves a Pulitzer!
:toast: :yourock:

[Kali]

7. I mised that

what is the story with that weird winter cowboy picture? What is he holding?

[n2mark]

9. That was my question

My first thought he was carry a pack of colored pencils to color in his coloring book. That is about as far as his creativity goes.

[Hand]

10. Sorry--here's the link!

Don't miss it--it is HI-larious!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2842523

[stevedeshazer]

8. LOL!!

THAT's funny

[high density]

11. I think Kerik's photo just happened to be the first

item in the "Homeland Security" slide show...

It is quite funny, though.

[NightTrain]

12. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

That is fucking awesome!