Funny Freeper Quotes and Comments

[JMac]

(Brit) Hume should be designated a "national treasure."
-by syriacus

A misspeak is not an "error."
-by sinkspur

I know conservatives and Bill O'Reilly is no conservative.
-by KenmcG414

Don Rumsfeld is the man for the job. Our president supports him and so do I. He is the best SOD of my lifetime.
-by TheForceOfOne

Rumsfeld is a Godsend to our country. He will go down in history as a a great Secretary of Defense. We are privileged to have him.
-by dmeara

A beautiful, graceful and determined man is our Secretary of Defense, Don Rumsfeld.
-by yoe

But the WMDs undoubtedly did and still exist.
-by Coop

Had Clinton taken this course of action (Iraq War) after 9/11. We (Freepers) would have overwhelmingly supported the (Iraq) war and our troops.
-by Coop

Isn't atheism a religious belief in nothing?
-by Andy from Beaverton

If atheists believe in nothing, then their belief in nothing is a belief in something which means they are lying when they say they believe in nothing.
by sleepy_hollow

Another way to look at it is their (atheists) 'religion' is based on hatred of other religions especially Christians.
-by plain talk

Ross Perot NOT Bill Clinton won the democrats the election in 1992.
-by sarasotarepublican

I'm having a little trouble with the fact that not a single new conceal-carry permit holder has shot anybody since the law was enacted in 2003.
-by ButThreeLeftsDo

Fags have killed a lot more people there than guns have.
-by glockmeister40

Homosexuality is an addiction.
-by SkyPilot

[ronnykmarshall]

1. The last two a lulu's

:eyes:

[Harry S Truman]

24. Listen up...

The unspoken truth is that we could probably kick all their asses without spilling our beer.

[MsAnthropy]

2. These are hilarious!

Thanks for posting. I'm in awe of the intestinal fortitude it must have taken to collect this many without losing your sanity or soul.

[JMac]

22. It was tough

I didn't even hardly touch their hate for Muslims and other religions. I started to but got tired. Maybe I will start a daily Freeper funnies, like they to the DUmmie funnies that PJcomics does (or whatever its called). There is a wealth of funny and just plain ignorant statements people make over there. Its a gold mine.

[donco6]

3. I think we should have FREEPER DAY.

We could invite them all in to make similarly stupid comments for our entertainment.

Whatdya think?

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. L liked yesterday's thread where

they call Ann Coulter "The One", and they apparently have a rule that any thread about her requires a pic of her. (Shuddering)

"If atheists believe in nothing, then their belief in nothing is a belief in something which means they are lying when they say they believe in nothing.
by sleepy_hollow"

Atheists don't "believe in nothing" you twit! We do not believe in god, and yes, that's something!

Edited for spelling

[politicaholic]

5. Amazing what a million monkeys on a million keyboards can do huh?

For the record, Atheists couldn't give two shits what you believe in, just leave us the hell alone.

[Patsy Stone]

6. Well...

We clearly have a problem with the school system -- that's for damn sure!

Some of that Pretzel Logic makes my head spin!

"Another way to look at it is their (atheists) 'religion' is based on hatred of other religions especially Christians."

HUH???

[Az]

8. The word for that is apostate

And as to atheism being a religion... atheism is like a religion like baldness is like a hair color.

[Patsy Stone]

14. Nice with the $10 word

and nice analogy!

[sakabatou]

7. My comments in bold

(Brit) Hume should be designated a "national treasure."
Because he is as horrible as the movie.

A misspeak is not an "error."
Because Bush can have no errors. We programmed him that way... or did we?

I know conservatives and Bill O'Reilly is no conservative.
He not intolerant enough.

Don Rumsfeld is the man for the job. Our president supports him and so do I. He is the best SOD of my lifetime.
So... you were born after 2001?

Rumsfeld is a Godsend to our country. He will go down in history as a a great Secretary of Defense. We are privileged to have him.
By grast we mean a total failure.

A beautiful, graceful and determined man is our Secretary of Defense, Don Rumsfeld.
Beautiful? He fell off the ugly tree when he was born and hit all the branches.

But the WMDs undoubtedly did and still exist.
In other places other than Iraq.

Had Clinton taken this course of action (Iraq War) after 9/11. We (Freepers) would have overwhelmingly supported the (Iraq) war and our troops.
And if he did that, he would've been axed by 50% of the country.

Isn't atheism a religious belief in nothing?
No my friend, it is a beleif that there is no god or supreme being.

If atheists believe in nothing, then their belief in nothing is a belief in something which means they are lying when they say they believe in nothing.
Idiot.

Another way to look at it is their (atheists) 'religion' is based on hatred of other religions especially Christians.
Idiot.

Ross Perot NOT Bill Clinton won the democrats the election in 1992.
If he did, he would've been presi... oh, so now you say Clinton stole the election? 12 years too late. Besides, he won legally.

I'm having a little trouble with the fact that not a single new conceal-carry permit holder has shot anybody since the law was enacted in 2003.
So you want violence to ensue? ... TERRORIST!

Fags have killed a lot more people there than guns have.
How, by murder? What, tell me?

Homosexuality is an addiction.
Can't get enough on the man-on-man action can you?

[Sirveri]

10. I can answer the second to the last one!

'Fags have killed a lot more people there than guns have.
How, by murder? What, tell me?'

Duh, AIDS. They apparently think they like to spread it around for kicks and giggles.

[sakabatou]

16. Yes

Yes it is.

[4_TN_TITANS]

9. Expert on Atheism.

Another way to look at it is their (atheists) 'religion' is based on hatred of other religions especially Christians.
-by plain talk

This is priceless! Atheism isn't a religion, it's the abscence of religion. But, in their tunnel vision, everyone has to have a religion, so I guess I'll chose Atheism. Anyone know where a local congregation is that I could attend in Tennessee?

Note to self - write a Bible of Atheism that I can pound from the pulpit and thrust in other people's faces.... O8)

[Az]

11. Atheism and theism

Are both aspects of belief. By themself they are not religions. They can be associated with religions. Buddhism as an example is a religious belief system that is atheistic in nature.

There are however churches and religious/philosophical organizations that are more geared towards atheism. The Texas based Church of Freethought leeps to mind.

Much of the confusion in the theist circles regarding atheists stems from the self promotion of Madeline Murray O'Hare and her American Atheists organisation. AA attempted to own the term atheism much as most Christian sects attempt to own the term Christian. History has also provided us with a number of philosophical structures that are more structured and organised than a simple declaration of lacking a belief in god. Ayn Rand's Objectivist movement is such a group.

As many religious individuals come by their beliefs by way of such communities they likely assume that atheists come by their beliefs by way of indoctrination in their own particular groups. Anyone that has spent any time with an atheist quickly finds this is not true. But there is the rub. Fundamentalists don't go out of their way to socialize with atheists and vice versa.

[skypilot]

12. SHIT!!!!

There's some homophobe named SkyPilot who thinks homosexuality is an addiction!!!

It ain't me guys. It ain't me.

[Az]

13. Fun teasing repugs

Remind them that Allen Greenspan is an atheist and used to write for Ayn Rand's Objectivist magazine.

[nascarblue]

15. Hahaha, good idea..

I remember one thread on there after the Fallujah video came out.

"Kevin Sikes(NBC reporter) is a traitor who should be shot", and "the marine who shot the terrist is a hero"

[sakabatou]

17. Holy Crap!

So every "raghead" is a "terrorist" to the huh?

[dean_dem]

18. "He is the best SOD of my lifetime."

How old are you, four?

[LadyRaivan]

19. Is anyone else amazed

that these people (and I use the term loosely) are even bright enough to use computers?

*Edited to remove really nasty comment about Ann Coulter. I won't go into details, but it involved a Ronco food dehydrator*

:puke:

[mcscajun]

20. All Knotted Up...

"If atheists believe in nothing, then their belief in nothing is a belief in something which means they are lying when they say they believe in nothing." -- sleepy_hollow

The Gordian Knot has nothing on the twist in this guy's cerebrum! Nothing!


"Don Rumsfeld is the man for the job. Our president supports him and so do I. He is the best SOD of my lifetime." -- TheForceOfOne

SOD, eh?
sod(1)n.
1. A section of grass-covered surface soil held together by matted roots; turf.

sod(2)Chiefly British Vulgar Slang; n.
1. A sodomite.
2. A person regarded as obnoxious or contemptible.

Yeah, I can go along with that. :)

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. "Homosexuality is an addiction."

Yeah, to conservatives! They're obsessed with it! LMAO

[allalone]

23. those damn permit holders are slacking off

I'm having a little trouble with the fact that not a single new conceal-carry permit holder has shot anybody since the law was enacted in 2003.
-by ButThreeLeftsDo

[American Tragedy]

25. Donald Rumsfeld is a beautiful man!