'Motor City Madman' Ted Nugent Turns Texan -- Ted Moved To Crawford!

[Khephra]

CONCORD, Mich. -- The Motor City Madman is officially turning Texan. Michigan rocker and hunting activist Ted Nugent says he plans to get a Texas driver's license soon. He said in a phone interview Wednesday that he'll officially become a Texas resident in 2005, after moving his family to Crawford, Texas, about 18 months ago.

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Nugent -- who said he supports President Bush "100 percent" -- said his new home is "right around the corner" from Bush's ranch. Nugent said he's working with the Texas fish and game department, where he writes for a state publication on bowhunting.

He and his wife have started a "Hunters for the Hungry" program that delivers venison and other game to those who need food, Nugent told The Jackson Citizen Patriot.

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/wire/sns-ap-people-ted-nugent,0,1973489.story?coll=sns-ap-entertainment-headlines

[ET Awful]

1. This just in . . . .

Nugent has now announced that he has been adopted by the Bush family and will be running for the presidency in 2012.

[Webster Green]

8. What?....That would mean he'll run against the incumbent Jebby...

No doubt Jeb will be anointed for the presidency in another stolen election in 2008.

[maveric]

2. Whats this ASSHOLE trying to prove?

Is he also trying to be the chimp's protector? Will he stand by the Crawford ranch entrance with his bow & arrow with warpaint on his face?

What a MORAN!!

[roguevalley]

4. he's mental, right?

[maveric]

7. Fucking delusionally stupid.

This is worse than Bruce Willis asking bu$h to send him to fight in Iraq right after the illegal invasion.

[w4rma]

3. fanboy. (nt)

[Z_I_Peevey]

5. And the average IQ in Crawford, Texas

goes lower still.

[Jade Fox]

6. Let's hope he manages to embarrass Bush....

by say, showing up at his ranch expecting to be welcomed with open arms.

Bush has a monoply on the asshole/no-talent/loser faction, doesn't he?

[Khephra]

9. I can't think of a better curse on the both of them

than having to live next to each other as they grow old and (even more) obnoxious. They deserve to be each other's neighbors.

Heck, it's almost like the Comedy Central show "That's My Bush!" Bush now REALLY has a "wacky next-door neighbor" in real life. Who would have known that Parker and Stone were seeing the future?

Ted's welcome will be very short...probably just lasting until Bush is out of office--can't have bad press in the Conservative media, you know.

Then Ted is out on his ass--left with feelings of being scorned and tossed aside...and a bow up on his wall.

[Jade Fox]

11. Works for me, Kheph!

Happy Holidays to you.

[Khephra]

12. Happy Holidays to you and yours too!

:party: :hi:

[AlCzervik]

10. Ted Nugent=most likely to be killed in a hunting accident

The animals will lay in wait! They're coming for you Ted!

[Delarage]

13. I'm never going to Crawford.

And this is just one more reason why. I remember a correspondent on the Daily Show saying it was "...as hot as the devil's balls."

[Gman]

14. Moving to Texas sure as hell doesn't make Nugent a Texan

He's just another northerner like Bush that's moved here.

Enough already.

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[apple_ridge]

16. He proved what a fake he truly is during the

chainsaw incident on his manly-man show. Just another needle-dk trying to compensate with guns and machismo.

[Joe Power]

17. Ted is stalking me!

I move away from that area and now he follows me down to Texas. :kick:

FWIW, the Crawford newspaper refused to endorse Bush for President, so the "dumbass Texan" stereotype doesn't quite apply.

[reprehensor]

18. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

ew

[arkie dem]

19. From what I've seen and heard about Sweaty Teddy

He most likely moved there for a little hot action with Condi, Luara, and the twins...!

The turd is an embarrassment to hunters and gun owners.

[neebob]

20. What a jerk

Whenever I hear his name anymore, I think of the scene in Ocean's Eleven where George Clooney gets out of prison, and Brad Pitt is at the gate waiting for him, wearing a cheesy 70s-style shirt, and Clooney says, "Ted Nugent called. He wants your shirt back."

Is there anything Ted Nugent won't do to stay in the spotlight?

[MisterP]

21. here's hoping he fires at something big, mean, and supernatural

on the Llano Estacado!

[MGKrebs]

22. Does Laura know about this?

Are Shrub and Ted going to be spending a lot of time in the woods together?
I'm not implying anything. I'm just sayin'...

[Blue Gardener]

23. Doesn't he have a thing for underage girls?

Maybe he's in trouble in Michigan and needs to get out of town.

[Khephra]

24. That and shitting in his pants to avoid the draft

Anyone else have the link to the Rolling Stones interview where he revealed that fun little chickenhawk fact about his past experience with a draft?

[Bozita]

46. Hoping he wears his 'draft physical' outfit to the Crawford cafe

shit on shit

[arkie dem]

30. I got a thread locked on a hunting site

bringing up his appetite for young girls. That was fun...!!!

The story I remember is, he shacked up with a 15 year old girl he met in Hawaii. He was in his late twenties at the time.
He also has a son from a extramartial affair. Typical good RW Christian...!!!

[two gun sid]

36. I heard rumors

he was dating a girl a grade behind me in high school in the late '70's.I also remember something about him getting busted for spotlighting deer and shooting them at night with a high powered rifle back then. Totally illegal in Michigan. I'm so glad that prick left this area. Maybe he'll get busted for something in Texas and get the death penalty.Wack 'im and stack 'im. So long asshole.

[proudbluestater]

25. Good riddance! We're GLAD to see you go. Dont' let the door hit you in the

ass on the way out.

Keep our blue state blue.

[neuvocat]

26. What an ass-kisser. No one respects ass-kissers.

[bush_is_wacko]

27. Nugent has always been a redneck bubba!

I had a lot of friends when I was younger that admired the freak, but I can honestly say I have NEVER owned a single bit of that man's crap! No suprise to me that he wants to live in Texas. If Texas fell into the Gulf tomorrow I wouldn't miss it one bit!

No offense to the liberal Texans here, but you guy's gotta realize this about your own state right? Move north-eastward liberal Texan's! Until recently, I never even guessed you guy's existed in that state!

[coreystone]

28. Maybe he wanted to receive the local newspaper in a more timely...

fashion.

Crawford, Texas, Newspaper Endorses Kerry

http://www.rednova.com/news/display/?id=89544

"Lone Star Iconoclast": http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/default.htm


I wonder if the LSI still needs some help??

[cronincal]

29. isn't he touring with toby keith?

you aren't a rocker anymore if you tour with country acts.

[arkie dem]

31. Toby, Another no talent bum.

They did go to Iraq for some USO shows. Most likely Southern Iraq not too far from Kuwait.

Gawd, I bet that was some awful shit to listen to.

[cronincal]

32. i would volunteer for guard duty

on the far side of the base during that raggedy ford/bush-commercial of a concert.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

33. The joke is, no way shrubya is going to live in the Crawford movie set

after 2008.

No doubt he will live in some plastic rich people neighborhood like Highland Park in Dallas, or whatever the equivalent in Houston is.

[ragin_acadian]

34. screw nugent,

his mullet rock, "shpirit of the wild" bullshit, and all his skanky pre-teen girlfriends.

he was arrested in panama city once for going on stage in a loin cloth. normally that would be pretty cool, but you can see he is just another pro-war draft dodger, with christian morals that are effective as long as they don't interfere with his profit.

incidentally, i have always referred to a violent case of dorm food indigestion as "the nuge"
if you think about it, that is kind of the sound your stomach makes right as the contents are about exit via the alimentary canal.
nuuuuuuuuuuge-eeeeennnt.

[tsuki]

37. I can assume that you are not a fan? eom

[ragin_acadian]

50. used to be

but the guy went from relic rocker, to white trash cheesedick the second i saw that he's moving to crawford to be with his beloved fellow cowardly wannabe tough guy.

i guess they can reminisce about what it was like to be drunk and stoned stateside during vietnam, while deciding what country someone else's kids will invade next.

[Obamarama]

35. You know, I thought the air here in Michigan seemed fresher.

Now I know why. We got rid of a huge ASSHOLE. Glad the freakazoid wango zi tangoed himself down to Crawford.

[NightTrain]

38. So, Nuge: When is your U.S.O. tour of Iraq?

Well, come on, Ted. If you support Bush 100%, then a trip to Iraq to entertain our troops must be at the top of your "to do" list! Surely, you're willing to put your money where the gateway to hell called your mouth is?

So, when do you leave for a U.S.O. tour of Iraq, Nuge? Hmm? I'm waiting!

[Moloch]

42. You really think a Nugent show

would entertain the troops?

I think things are bad enough in Iraq without the Nuge.

[arkie dem]

43. He's been there and done that....

Read an interview in the NRA's MericanHunter. Another piece of shit doing the interview Chris Cox, or is it Cocks...???

BTW I don't belong to the National Redneck Assoc., a coworker gave me a stack of American Hunters.

[pinniped]

39. The only good role this piece of shit had was in Miami Vice back in 1986.

After that he should've disappeared.

VH1 mocked him for joining a band with someone from Styx.

Rocker my ass.

Motor City Moran.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

40. He's was a mistake!

Damn his parents for ever having him.

[kurtyboy]

41. Who knows?

The guy seems a trifle unstable to me--the SS ought to keep an eye on him. He's just that crazy...Nugent, I mean, of course...don't get me wrong.

\sarcasm

OTOH, the "Hunters for the Hungry" programme seems decent enough to me. I'll give hime some credit for that....

[Vidar]

44. On behalf of fellow Michiganders, good riddance.

[mdmc]

45. nobady cares

baddy
bad
bad
BAD

[Bozita]

47. Does this mean Ted's not running for governor of Michigan?

What will the DeVos family do?

[leesa]

48. Poor Crawford! Yet another psychopath to deal with.

[SOS]

49. "Hunters for the Hungry"

Just what a homeless person needs...
We have no housing, rehab, employment, financial aid or clothing for you, but here's half a pound of deer meat. Happy New Year!

[Clark2008]

51. Couldn't he just buy 'em some beef

I hate venison. YICK!

(Not a HUGE meat-eater here).

[not fooled]

52. but just think of all those bullets and arrows flying around...

...near *'s pigfarm. Maybe America will get lucky!