Elwood P Dowd
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:07 AM
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New business founded in Crawford, Texas |
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It's called Brush To Go. Every time Shrub goes to Crawford for vacation, they deliver several truckloads of new brush for him to clear. I think it was founded by the same guy that furnishes Shrub his rental cows and horses.
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:10 AM
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:25 AM
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2. I've been on ranches with the amount he clears he should have reached |
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Arizona by now.
KKKarl and the prestine photo op. Where's the mission accomplished banner. Finish up with the Brush already, 100k's of people are dying in the world.
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Elwood P Dowd
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:37 AM
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3. Maybe they should start a TV series like Dallas |
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They could call it Crawford. Call the ranch BrushFork. Karl Rove would be played by Tim Conway. Who would play George and Laura?
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:47 AM
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:40 AM
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He does seem to be the world's slowest brush clearer.
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Elwood P Dowd
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:49 AM
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7. He got that from Daddy Brush |
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He's really better at burning up people than burning brush. Now in his younger days, it was not beneath him to tackle a young brush after a few drinks.
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:48 AM
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They scare faux cowboy Chimpy because they are both smarter and less placid than the wild bicycles and Seqways that have turned against him so often. The coward-and-thief shows his power over his true intellectual and physical peers by slashing up plants. I suspect he shouts out "You can't run and you can't hide!" at every encounter. He probably wet himself when signing the new clear cutting regulations.
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:53 AM
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8. Maybe they use coconuts |
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Like the Monty Python crew.
So when Dubya struts across the Texas prairie, he can pretend he's riding a horsie while one of his flunkies (probably Colin - he usually gets this duty) follows with the coconuts.
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Wed Dec-29-04 04:07 AM
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Wed Dec-29-04 04:57 AM
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I must've got their roles mixed up. Colin plays in the band that does "Brave Sir Dubya", right?
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Wed Dec-29-04 06:06 AM
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12. lmao. Thanks for the image. Now if someone would only |
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make a photoshop pic for us. Hint hint to anyone with the skills. lol.
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Wed Dec-29-04 04:21 AM
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"Clearing brush is hard work. We are working hard."
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