You can't always want what you get

[this_side_up]

There was a long line at the Returns and Exchanges window, and
by the time I got up there the clerk was tired and grumpy and
surrounded by a wall of reindeer sweaters and dead-batteried
iPods. 

"I want to exchange something," I said firmly.
"I've tried and tried to get used to it, and I just can't
make it work for me." 

He got out a form and asked, "Was it something you got on
Christmas?" 

"No," I explained to him. "It was something I
got on Election Day." 


.... lol  first small laugh of the day

http://oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/david_sarasohn/index.ssf?/base/editorial/1104324936194700.xml

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I think that is very funny and I am sending it to all my friends.

[DrCorday]

2. Classic.

I have to keep that one in mind.