Valerie5555
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Thu Dec-30-04 02:53 AM
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Pardon my crazy "tinfoil hattish" notion re OBL and "earthquake machines," |
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but if there was any proof, he in fact owned one, maybe we all should have given Bill Clinton more credit for trying to get him. :D :) :tinfoilhat:
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Elwood P Dowd
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Thu Dec-30-04 03:00 AM
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1. Bill Clinton's penis caused the earthquake |
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just like he caused 9-11 and the tanking of the dollar. He probably sold the magic penis rights to Usama, who used it to create the earthquake.
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
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purduejake
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Thu Dec-30-04 03:02 AM
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2. no no no, the gays caused 9-11. |
Elwood P Dowd
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Thu Dec-30-04 03:11 AM
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3. I forgot about the gays |
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They were in cahoots with the liberals and communists and abortionists.
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Valerie5555
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Thu Dec-30-04 03:16 AM
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5. Not to mention the uppity feminists |
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Edited on Thu Dec-30-04 03:20 AM by Valerie5555
eom. :D
There were also the groups such as the ACLU and Amnesty Int'l too or so according to Ayatollahs Fallwellmeini and Robertsonmeini.
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Valerie5555
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Thu Dec-30-04 03:15 AM
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4. Thought the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Saudi Royals with TOO much time on their |
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hands developed the "earthquake machine" that they sold to Osama.
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Thu Dec-30-04 07:23 AM
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6. I know this is hearsay, but I heard from my friend who heard from her |
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client who works for the federal government that there is a project that is connected with the earthquake. A machine that is supposed to channel and then direct concentrated energy is being developed. And like in good/bad science fiction, something "went wrong", and hence the earthquake.
It sounds both believable and unbelievable. I'll wait for confirmation notwithstanding.
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