Between these two, who did you want to win the 2004 elections?

[Pushed To The Left]

[InvisibleBallots]

1. I voted Bush

because it's a silly poll

[Longgrain]

2. You think that DU poll is silly...

This one has obviously been Freeped...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=280x498

;-)

[InvisibleBallots]

7. hey, I'd rather have a beer with Dubya too

I'd get him drunk, then challenge him to a duel ;)

[Longgrain]

14. Get him shit faced...

They say booze is a truth-elixer...

Just be sure to bring a tape recorder...;)

[Pushed To The Left]

4. It may seem silly.....

but I think we might be surprised how close it is.

[Longgrain]

6. Arrgh!!!!

4 votes for Shrub! Who did it! Was it You!
Or have the Freepers struck again!

[Pushed To The Left]

10. Nope, wasn't me!

I voted for you and Kerry.

[Longgrain]

11. So did I...

;)

[xultar]

3. OBL called, he said he wanted * in 2004.

[Pushed To The Left]

5. I think that's probably true!

Kerry was more of a threat to OBL than Bush was.

[Swamp Rat]

8. Gotta step up those opium shipments

[xultar]

9. Yo! SwampRat Major kewl! I love the real life Likeness of the Dick.n/t

[Swamp Rat]

16. Thanks!

You mean this Dick?:

[nascarblue]

12. It wouldn't have mattered anyways...

The whole reason Kerry has been absent during this whole bogus Ohio recount is because he's a Bonesman. Skull and Bones. If you guys think this is tin-foil hat material you really should do some research. I've read two books on it and its for real. Kerry, Bush, and Shrub have been actively involved. At Yale's 300 year anniverasy four years ago, they were all there.

Think about it...51 million in his pocket. And what happened to his 17.000 lawyers? In Ohio he had one lawyer "observing". The lawyer did not say one word.

http://www.freepressed.com/skull-n-bones.htm
http://www.secretsofthetomb.com/

[Eagle_Eye]

13. I hope the moderators get the username of everybody who voted for

bush and hand them a tombstone

[Career Prole]

15. George Dubya Bush would be my first choice...

...if I had to lighten the load in the airplane and the only other choice was throwing out perfectly good luggage.

...if the Fire God required that an "idiot sacrifice" be thrown into the flaming maw of the volcano.

...if test dummies were needed to determine the efficacy of safety equipment manufactured by "Friends of Shrub" factories for the troops.

I can't think of anything else I'd choose him first for.

[greendog]

17. I'd never vote for the chimp...

...but I couldn't bring myself to vote for Kerry.

Had to vote for David Cobb (safe state strategy).