PARIS HILTON MISSES HER OWN CLUB OPENING! (CNN front page)

[Worst Username Ever]

Right below the Tsunami story, I kid you not. Why is this even news?

Oh, here is the link anyway.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/31/people.hilton.club.ap/index.html

PS The reason I did not post this in the lounge is because I thought it was so ridiculous and ironic it should be in GD.

[Tace]

1. Heh, You Could Even Have Posted On LBN -- It Fits The Requirements

But, really, who shows up at clubs before 1 a.m. anyway?

<snoot tone off>

[Ezlivin]

2. OMG! Nooooooooooooooo!

This is simply tragic.

Can we mount relief efforts?

Failing that, can we mount Paris?

[w13rd0]

3. For 2 bits and a cameraman...

...I'm sure you could, everyone else has...

It'll become canonical. "Hey there Joe, seems you have a bit of Paris on your pants."

[MrMonk]

4. This part should be news

""The Simple Life" star was obligated to make four appearances a year at the Orlando location, ....

Khalilian put almost $3 million into upgrading the space. Hilton didn't put up any money and was made a partner. She also received a substantial up-front payment and a Ferrari, which Hilton described as "hot" after jumping into it to pose for photos."

She's a star for doing nothing on a fluff show.
She's made a partner in a club for doing nothing but showing up.
Meanwhile, the real wages of working americans continue to plummet.

Ahh, but Paris has a *name* -- "rich skank"

If we all chip in, could we get our own publicist?

And why am I not laughing?

[blm]

5. No different than the way GWBush made his way through. By Bush standards

Paris Hilton is now qualified to be the Governor of Texas. Just wait till she pretends to be a bornagain Christian, and then she can run for President, too.

[frankly_fedup2]

6. What an absolute joke of an article as well as a person . . .

(nt)