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Fri Dec-31-04 12:19 PM
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News headlines you'd like to see in 2005? |
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These are not predictions, just headlines I would love to see in the coming year.
Riots Spoil Bush Inauguration - Thousands Arrested
Leaked Memo Indicts VP - Halliburton Ties Exposed
House Dems Threaten to Shut Down Nation
Independent Prosecutor Appointed for Cheney Investigation
Conyers Finds Silver Bullet - Voter Fraud Revealed
Outrage In D.C. As Bush Selects Ashcroft For Highest Court
Cheney Forced To Resign - Bush Taps McCain
Kerry Joins Conyers Efforts
Falwell Probed For Alleged Sex With Teen
Limbaugh Faces Eight Counts of Trafficking
Amid Protests, Bush Withdraws Ashcroft Nomination
Diebold Exec Comes Clean on BBV
Unemployment Soars to 8% Nationwide
Rove Faces Investigation
Swift Boat Vet Recants
Rove Testimony Cracks Bush Facade
Former CIA Chief Releases Tell All Book
Bush Era Ends In Scandal
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Oversea Visitor
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:22 PM
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Bush deported by the people of USA to Germany
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:30 PM
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5. What have the Germans done to you? Send him to Saudi Arabia. |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:42 PM
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Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:43 PM by Oversea Visitor
Someone need to take Rumfield place
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:36 PM
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Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:36 PM by mark11727
...This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.
I have no idea why that line popped into my head just then.
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:24 PM
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2. I don't have a problem with any of them. |
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Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:29 PM by Prodemsouth
Some others: Amid Bush scandal and rightward tilt: Senators Snowe, Chaffee, Collins, Specter, and Smith switch parties.
Fox News Network, right leaning talk radio advertisers desert sinking ships. Ratings at all time low. Many radio stations drop all conservative line up in favor of AirAmerica affilations. Fox forced to cut staff 50%.
Murdock, Rove, Krystal, Moon, Limbaugh, and Hannity arrested in pedophile ring .
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:26 PM
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3. Bush again faces life or death decision at sentencing procedure |
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Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 12:27 PM by DireStrike
his own, of course.
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:30 PM
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4. Americas pull collective heads out of collective asses |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:32 PM
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:31 PM
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6. Diebold programmers goes public - fraud proven |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:33 PM
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8. Kerry Wins in a Landslide! (once ALL votes are counted) |
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Election Fraud Indictments Begin
Rove Indicted in Conspiracy
Bush Arrested as War Criminal
Bush Convicted as War Criminal
U.S. Ends Involvement in Iraq
President Kerry Balances the Budget
President Kerry Signs Healthcare Reform Bill
President Kerry Wins Second Term
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:37 PM
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10. I love them one and all....heres a few more |
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Laura Bush rushed to hospital for alcohol poisoning
Jenna Bush arrested in New York City for possession of heroin
Sean Hannity charged with exposing himself to 9 year old boy
Thousands of US soldiers refuse to report for duty in Iraq
Micheal Savage found dead of heart attack in San Francisco gay bar
Alabama Judge Moore crushed by five ton falling ten commandments
Santorum charged with tax fraud
9/11 Mayor Guliani disgraced by multiple affairs
Pat Robertson charged with fleecing Christian viewers
CNN anchor says Limbaugh gave her STD
Nation to Bush..."You're Fired!!"
US Soldier punches Rumsfeld in face during Mosul photo-op
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:44 PM
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12. Bush Chokes to Death on Own Foot; Kerry Somehow New Prez |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:46 PM
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13. Never happen-the press would fall for the "Weekend at Bernies" trick |
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Fri Dec-31-04 12:53 PM
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14. Bush locked up in Abu Ghraib and treated to his approved interrogation |
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