Ann Coulter on my mind

[Tony_Illinois]

Columnist Ann Coulter Hospitalized

WASHINGTON D.C. (Reuters) — Officials at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta confirmed that conservative commentator Ann Coulter has been admitted to the Bethesda Naval Hospital.

Coulter, 47, is suffering from rabies. One ER worker was bitten during Coulter's admission and is being treated. Coulter was described as "foaming at the mouth" and hurling abuse. "At first we thought it was Tourette's, then we saw the foam," said an ER worker who declined to give his name.

CDC officials were called in after tests indicated that Coulter might have had the condition for an extended period of time, perhaps years. According to the CDC, most cases of human rabies kill their victims within several weeks, and unless caught immediately, the disease is fatal. The CDC is concerned that the Coulter strain could be a recent mutation with a far greater risk of infectiousness.

Coulter was placed in restraints and a face mask, in an effort to prevent her attacks on those attempting to treat her.

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This is a satire for anybody who isn't sure--because frankly, it has a ring of possibility to it. It is from http://www.hannityisamoron.com/ which I just found doing some surfing.
:-) Happy New Year

[AFSCME girl]

1. Good one!

Thanks for posting! :hi:

[Fridays Child]

2. Damn. It's a joke.

She needs permanent placement at the nearest lockdown-and-throw-away-the-key skull ranch.

[RebelOne]

3. Aw, I was hoping it wasn't a joke. n/t

[Pam-Moby]

4. Great post

I needed a good laugh. thanks so much
:toast:

[Slit Skirt]

5. thanks for the new year's laugh