Bar & GHWB's 60th Wedding Anniversary! What shall we send them?

[elehhhhna]

Traditional Wedding Anniversary Gifts

1st - First - Paper
2nd - Second - Cotton
3rd - Third - Leather
...
50th - Fiftieth - Gold
55th - Fifty-fifth - Emerald
60th - Sixtieth - Diamond


Looks like a large section of Africa might be appropriate.

[Steve2525]

1. A Senator to protest their son's election (Barbara Boxer)

a little family embarrassment to add to poppy's one term would be all I could ask for them

I don't expect the outcome of the certification to be altered but to delay it and make a MSM spectacle on their 60th would be purrrrfect

Thanks Barbara Boxer

Boxer for Prez

[Spinzonner]

2. A corpse flower

http://www.homestore.com/HomeGarden/Gardening/Features/Flowers/CorpseFlower.asp?poe=homestore

in honor of all the bodies they have strewn in their wake

[DinahMoeHum]

9. Preferably with poison ivy mixed in.

:evilgrin:

[demnan]

3. How about

a thousand orphans from Sierra Laone who are missing limbs? That would be most appropriate.

[Bronco69]

4. Since the 60th is the diamond anniversary

maybe Patsy Robertson will show up with a little something from one of his mines?

[theblasmo]

5. The Gift of Protest

Give them an important historical event. Nice, unplanned timing that Shrub will remember his parents' anniversary by the protest against the Electoral College results.

[AzDar]

6. Someone should have given them a lifetime supply of condoms on their

first anniversary! LOL

[flordehinojos]

7. the gift of self-admission: their admitting to all of the wrongs they have

inflicted on society and in the world. That would be THEIR gift to the rest of us who have had to put up with them for the sixty years that they have been married, with their parents before them, and with the children they gave birth to. WE are entitled to have THEM give US the GIFT of THEIR SELF ADMISSION.

[nostamj]

8. i'm sure they'd LOVE a copy of my book....

it's even illustrated!

THE SPAWN OF BARBARA
(To the tune of “This Joint Is Jumping”)

THEY PLAN GLOBAL EXPANSION
BUT IN A FAMILY WAY
THEY’RE CHUMMY WITH THE SAUDIS
AND PALS OF KENNY LAY
TO SAY THAT THEY ARE SHADY
UNDERSTATES THE CASE
THIS DYNASTY IS SO NASTY
THEY’RE A NATIONAL DISGRACE!
(“You’ve been warned!”)

THE SPAWN OF BARBARA!
SHOULD TERRIFY YA
MARVIN, JEB AND NEIL AND GEORGE
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

THEY’RE CORPORATE CROOKS, WHO
ALL COOK THE BOOKS, TOO
POPPY’S BROOD
IS MORE THAN RUDE
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

THEIR COMPASSION IS A POSE
AND THEY DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
SCRATCH ANY SCANDAL AND YOUR NOSE
WILL GET A WHIFF OF BUSH-STINK

FROM JEB’S DECEPTION
IN THAT ELECTION
MARVIN’S SCORES
AND NEIL’S WHORES
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

THE SPAWN OF BARBARA!
SHOULD TERRIFY YA
HER FIRST BORN DESERVES THE SCORN
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

EACH GENERATION...
DEGENERATION
BOOZE AND PILLS,
THEY FLAUNT THEIR ILLS
THIS IS ONE GRAND ‘MUTHA’

PRESCOTT’S EVIL NAZI TIES
WERE ONLY THE BEGINNING
PEOPLE DIE WHEN DUB’YA LIES--
OH, LOOK! GEORGE ORWELL’S SPINNING!

THEIR THIRST FOR POWER
GROWS EVERY HOUR
MARVIN, JEB AND NEIL AND GEORGE
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA