Rumsfeld Calls Tsunami Survivors "Selfish"

[RoeBear]

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i7151

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has derided critics of United States tsunami relief efforts as "selfish whiners who don’t have their priorities straight."

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The Spoof = similar to The Onion

[NYC]

1. I was hoping it was a joke,

but with Rumsfeld, it had a chance of being true.

[soothsayer]

2. That's funny, coming from a 9-11 crybaby like rummy

wah, we were attacked! wah! 3,000 people died! wah! we need to get rid of all our freedoms now, so no one will hate us for them! wah!

[clydefrand]

3. Rumsfeld is so compassionate, isn't he?

"The United States is spending billions of dollars a week fighting an ongoing, worldwide tidal wave of terrorism. What’s one actual tidal wave compared to that?"


He doesn't have a clue, does he?? How can we have such a stupid, uncaring person in his position?

[RoeBear]

4. I just want to make sure

you understood that this was satire, right?