Cyrano
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Fri Jan-07-05 05:29 PM
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Why George W. Bush has no style. |
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Ernest Hemingway defined style as grace under pressure.
Rodney Dangerfield defined style as cutting a fart when you're alone and saying "excuse me" out loud.
Bush doesn't come close to fitting either of these definitions. The best I can come up with for this Neanderthal is that he probably asked whether the dish towel stuffed into his ("Mission Accomplished") flight suit had been laundered.
Any other suggestions for what style might mean to our imbecile in chief?
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Fri Jan-07-05 05:31 PM
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1. to have style you have to get it |
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Fri Jan-07-05 05:34 PM
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2. I think Rodney nailed it. |
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Bush would cut a fart in a crowded elevator and say "wasn't me".
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Cyrano
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Fri Jan-07-05 05:35 PM
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Fri Jan-07-05 08:13 PM
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10. No, he would blame the Democrats for it. |
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Fri Jan-07-05 05:36 PM
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When you lie all the time, and the truth hits you in the face,but you keep lying, you lie to cover up the previous lies.
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Fri Jan-07-05 05:40 PM
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5. * would fart in public, but I don't see him ever saying "excuse me" |
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Fri Jan-07-05 06:18 PM
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7. actually there are reports that CHIMPY McFART does just that |
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and then tells reporters, "You can't write about this".
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Fri Jan-07-05 06:23 PM
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8. You've got to be kidding. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 06:25 PM by Cyrano
On edit: Well, maybe not. This is a man who thinks his shit doesn't stink.
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Fri Jan-07-05 06:03 PM
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However, trailer-trash-chic seems to be "in" these days.
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