POLL: The Bush Baby Boomer Cafe is open!!!!

[Bluebear]

What'll it be? Unfortunately, your "Personal Retirement Account" went bust in the great Depression of 2014 during the second term of the Jeb Bush/DR. Rice administration. Too bad, so sad, sucks to be you.

We're running a special for you folks that Smirk called "younger workers" age 49-54 in 2005; since you only had about a decade or so to let your stock market accounts come to fruition and your SSI checks were cut by 45%, we are offering a 10% off special today only. Name your poison!

[mrbassman03]

1. Hahaha!

Thanks for the good laugh! Or should I be laughing?

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. Probably not!

[SpiralHawk]

3. You wicked little Bear, you

Wait till the other creatures in the forest hear about this.

ROFLMAO

[Bluebear]

7. I notice a nostalgic trend towards the turkey

Ah, Thanksgivings past where we could actually eat!

[tom_paine]

4. Actually, I have other plans for retirement.

[PA Democrat]

5. Now aren't you exaggerating just a little?

I mean do you really believe seniors will be able to afford BRAND NAMES? You know it's gonna be the cheap generic store brands.:9

[Bluebear]

6. Good point!

On the other hand, we may all be in Liberal Camps, er, Retirement communities so if we all pitch in we might score the good stuff!

[CrispyQ]

8. Damn! Us veggies are screwed! ..eom

[Bluebear]

9. Sorry, in 2014 vegetables come from Mexico

Their currency is worth too much on the exchange and California seceded so suck it up.

[PA Democrat]

12. You'll have to be satisfied with whatever dandelions you can

harvest from your yard. Or perhaps, think Yuell Gibbons. You know... the guy that guy who used to do the Grape Nuts commercial that started with the line, "Did you ever eat a pine cone? Some parts ARE edible you know."

[Bluebear]

14. There ya go! You are a Good American!

Pitching in with tips that help our fellow citizens. Thumbs up!

[CrispyQ]

16. I loved that commercial. Too funny!

Better start collecting pine cones now!!

[Bluebear]

17. I hear they are great with a nice white sauce

Pinecones a la king. Only we won't have milk or butter rations but you can imagine how it would have tasted.

[lectrobyte]

10. EAT THE RICH!

and I don't mean in the good way, either.

[seventythree]

11. Beware lest you become one

[Stephanie]

13. Become one what?

Too late buddy, they're not letting you in their club. Dream on, ain't gonna happen.

[Bluebear]

15. The rift is growing wider & wider too

All those poor saps who think they 'matter' to this monkey.

[seventythree]

21. rich

lectrobyte wants to eat them

[Bluebear]

18. Once more for the dinner crowd!

[ultraist]

19. Sign up NOW for "How to survive on the streets" school: WAIT LIST

excerpts
Down, out and old
Homeless seniors get tips on how to survive golden years on S.F.'s streets

Ilene Lelchuk, Chronicle Staff Writer
Thursday, February 28, 2002
©2002 San Francisco Chronicle

URL:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/02/28/MN126081.DTL

Homeless Senior Survival School, a program

to San Francisco, is in its third year. The student body has grown from 20 seniors the first year to about 40 in the latest graduating class, Ilagan said.

Students get free pastries, coffee and lunches and learn how to use city and nonprofit services to get back on their feet -- or stay on their feet.

Not all the seniors are homeless. Some fear they are right on the edge.

[Bluebear]

20. OMH Ultrist thanks for the link

Unbelievable.