BUSH Proposes Yet Another Constitutional Amendment

[BuyingThyme]

In an act of desperation, President Bush is announcing his support for yet another amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

This latest amendment -- dubbed the 'Protection of Propaganda Act' -- is aimed at banning fake journalists who happen to be gay from participating in White House press conferences.

This move comes after a White House press corps regular, Jeff Gannon, was outed on Wednesday by various left-leaning internet-based special interest groups.

At this time, the White House is avoiding questions relevant to the President's personal and or physical relationships with Gannon. However, though no formal ties have yet been established, many observers have noted that a special, perhaps informal relationship seems to have developed between the two men.

On the condition of anonymity, one press corps regular revealed to ISG on Thursday morning that, "On the inside, it's no secret that the President gets along better with Big Jeff than with the rest of us." Similarly, a disgruntled White House correspondent Carl Cameron has filed a formal complaint with the administration, arguing that Fox News is "unfairly" being "left out of the good stuff."

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