Caption bushie

[Kadie]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050221/photos_od_afp/050221193537_q8x1s95s_photo0&e=3&ncid=1600

[yurbud]

1. one second after he says "talk to the hand," girlfriend!

[Liberty Belle]

2. My puppet strings don't even show, right, Dick?

[Les BOOGIE]

11. you're in 1st place right now

:)

[Liberty Belle]

12. Amazing how one guy can have so many dopey pictures,

but this one does take the cake.

[zann725]

3. I do NOT have a limp wrist! No matter what liberal bloggers say!

n/t

[MisterP]

4. the original caption works fine:

US President George W. Bush (news - web sites), seen here after his speech in Brussels, joked that he would have liked to bask in widespread European admiration as 'a friend to humankind' -- but that he knew better(AFP/BELGA/Benoit Doppagne)

And a response to my letter to Heaven:
"Dear Mr. XXXXXXXX
"We are sorry, but there is no answer to 'Who is the Antichrist?' because the positions of Lamb, False Prophet, Beast, etc. are rotating offices; generally a list of office-holders is gone through. Other metaphorical entities of St. John's Revelations (we call him 'Jonny-boy' up here) tend to be widespread entities--for instance, the corporate media--more than individuals. Collect all the necessary tokens, so to speak, and you're the Anticrist! Of course, our positions as non-fallen angels require we do most everything possible to prevent this. We can, however, provide the list in biblical riddle form:
"'One, the warring chimp,
"'The other, the porcine prophet,
"'Another, crowned king in the Dirksen Office Building,
"'More, bald and sneering and oily,
"'Further, slinking across the news,
"'Hundreds, their hands red with blood,
"'Etcetera, etcetera.'
"Yours cordially,
"'Slappy' Ardiel of the Ophanim,
"P.S.: Have a happy end-times, if at all possible, in case things don't pan out."

[flordehinojos]

5. IT'S MY COLD, COLD HAND ... IT GOES PERFECTLY WELL WITH MY KILLER EYES.

[porphyrian]

6. "I'm a fucking traitorous piece of shit!" - n/t

[OneMind]

7. Does this jacket make me look fat?

[housewolf]

8. "Kiss my ring, you serf"

"of course, your kind is not really fit to kiss my ring, you don't even exist as far as I'm concerned"

[BuyingThyme]

9. Belgium: Vets Remove Chimp's Severed Arm, Re-Attach Hand

[exploited]

10. Self-delete (Too slow):(kiss my ring)

[jdots]

13. Botox ? I need Detox !