thefloyd
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:07 AM
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One of my lifelong friends married a Fundie |
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You will never guess what drink was used for the toast..... Milk!!!! Now really religion aside, I thought Milk complimented the cake a lot better than any alcoholic beverage. She honestly believes democrats are evil. I started talking politics with my friend and he says she votes for the issues.....code words for abortion. I asked him well since life is so innocent what about all the children our bombs have killed. There was a stiff silence.............
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mopaul
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:12 AM
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1. he'll have to join the fold, or this won't work out |
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just guessing, but surely he knows what he's walking into.
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RC
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:16 AM
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Wait till about a year after the newness evaporates off the sex.
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GalleryGod
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:15 AM
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Edited on Fri Feb-25-05 07:17 AM by GalleryGod
May be you didn't know your friend as well as you thought since he fell in LOVE with this worm and is now determined to spend the rest of his life with her :shrug:
As Chris Rock would say, " Ya' ne-vuh, KNOW! "
One thing's FOR SURE: You are at the Top of her (Ne-vuh Call) List! :puke:
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:20 AM
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4. A friend of mine married a Nazi - she was no friend after that |
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he joked that he wanted her to walk down the aisle in an SS uniform and she told me about it...I told her that in spite of years of friendship I could no longer speak to her.
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:29 AM
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5. That person would no longer be my friend |
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Life's too short to spend on crap like that.
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:41 AM
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7. But thefloyd seemed concerned that "she votes for the issues |
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.....code words for abortion."
If one drops a friend because his wife votes FOR an issue, isn't that voting AGAINST the issue?
How can one govern a country that's polarized over a few issues?
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:36 AM
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6. If you were a senator or representative, how would you represent |
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your constituents who include those who were Pro-Abortion, Pro-Choice, Fundie, and silent on the divisive abortion issue? :shrug:
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:49 AM
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8. When did your friend drink the Kool-Aid? |
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" I asked him well since life is so innocent what about all the children our bombs have killed. There was a stiff silence..."
They've either assimilated him or you just discovered just how far he'll go for regular sex.
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Fri Feb-25-05 07:50 AM
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9. Sounds like she votes for TISSUES, not "issues" |
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Edited on Fri Feb-25-05 07:53 AM by patsified
And anytime I've mentioned the children we've murdered in Iraq, I always get the "collateral damage, war is hard, freedom is worth it" horseshit. They honestly do not give a fuck about beings that have exited the birth canal.
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Fri Feb-25-05 08:35 AM
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10. Send her a "special" wedding gift... |
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