Martha...Martha...Martha

[SoCalDem]

Poor Jacko will be crying soon.. He will be old news.. We must all now focus like lasers onto the fascination that is Martha..

Ooooh she lost weight in PRISON....

Will she be prosecuted again...this time for "conducting business" behind bars?? What WAS that code that she and her lawyers used??

Did her menagerie miss her while she was gone??

How DID her garden fare without her to prune and mulch??

Did any gay prisoners "hit on her"??

Why DID she lose that decorating contest?

Does she have any "hot" stock tips??

Will she be BRAVE enough to go on THE O'REILLY FACTOR?

[demnan]

1. She was popular and helped people in prision

I hope this puts to bed all the rumors about her being an impossible bitch.

[SoCalDem]

2. You really expect OUR media to even focus on that??

bastards ...all of them :(

[calico1]

3. Personally, I am very happy she will be

getting out soon. Ken Lay belongs in prison, not her.

[SoCalDem]

4. Imagine...

if Reagan/Bush/Bush had NOT been president when *² "dumped" his stocks... He might have gone to jail :)

[Hugin]

5. Wait... There's KOBIE again!

What's that you say? No trial? No news?

We'll report ad nauseum on it *anyway*!

There goes the non-story now!

blah, blah-blah, Kobi, blah-blah-blah, Kobi,
yakity-yak, blah, blah, Kobi, settlement,
blah, blah-blah, Kobi, blah-blah-blah, Kobi,
yakity-yak, blah, blah, Kobi, settlement,
blah, blah-blah, Kobi, blah-blah-blah, Kobi,
yakity-yak, blah, blah, Kobi, settlement,
blah, blah-blah, Kobi, blah-blah-blah, Kobi,
yakity-yak, blah, blah, Kobi, settlement,

(I really wish the O'Reilly sexual abuse charges
had gotten the same treatment.)