Will Toby Keith now write a song on how Bush lied and soldiers died?

[59millionmorons]

Just asking.

[Maccagirl]

1. His new song is...

I got my ass kicked (courtesy of the Red, Black & Blue).

[Ishoutandscream]

2. HA HA!!!!

Too damn funny!!!

[JohnKleeb]

3. Toby's new album (12 songs)

1. I am a chickenhawk courtsey of the red, white, and blue
2. I am a little bitch
3. You'll never see me in an army uniform
4. I love war
5. My boot is in your ass
6. Mommy those awful dixie chicks beat me up
7. I am a loser
8. Happy Birthday Mr. President
9. War how is it bad
10. My ass hurts
11. I am a wannabe cowboy mofo
12. I dont want know enlistment form

[Maccagirl]

6. Excellent John!

Good work.

[JohnKleeb]

7. thanks

and for a limited time only you can hear Toby saying fuck no I wont enlist the pay's too little. Theres some truth to that actually no Toby the warmongrel didnt say that but I asked a hawk well would you enlist no way he said the pay is too little and snobably I'd be an officer. That kid is a strange guy I am buds with his brother more so hes the biggest homophobe I know yet he acts very gay so lol if he enlisted he'd be booted out. He acts it though some of us left and right think he does it for attention. I dont understand him way more poor than me yet a repuke.

[wellstone_democrat]

9. woooo! one of those is brilliant

they are all very very good but the inclusion of:
Happy Birthday Mr. President and its automatic association in the mind with the whole Monroe thing is brilliant. Yeah, I can see Keith getting that worked up over the Chimp.

LOL brilliant.

[jonnyblitz]

4. Dont hold your breath waiting for it , DEMDEM!!! n/t

[PsN2Wind]

5. The All-American Boy

How 'bout a new rendition of the Bobby Bare tune.
"Then one day my Uncle Sam, He said,bam, bam, bam Here I am.
Uncle Sam needs you, boy. I'm, ah, gonna cut your hair off.
Ah, take this rifle kid, Gimme that gittar"
Cause there is no better way to show your support for the Iraq war than putting your own ass on the line. Don't sing songs about patriots, prove that YOU are one.

[59millionmorons]

8. Dixie Chicks

I think the Dixie chicks should write a song about how Bush lied and how opportunist like Toby Keith took advantage of patriotism to prop up a sagging career. Remember before 911 Keith was only known for doing long distant phone commercials, you know like Alf.

[HEyHEY]

10. plus

He could add in something about what a fuck he is for siding with bush too.