ConWebWatch's Freep Quote of the Week is ridiculous

[ck4829]

"Wow. He moved up "one click" on my scale of what it takes to be a human.

Time Begins----Pond Scum-Bill Clinton---Other Species & Stuff----Walking Upright----Lucy----Today's Homosapien----All Future Discovered and Confirmed Alien Lifeforms----My Soul in Heaven----Time Ends"
http://conwebwatch.tripod.com/

According to the Freeper:

* Alien lifeforms are more human than human

* His Soul in Heaven is a marker of what it means to be human

* The beginning and ending of time are on the beginning and ending of what it means to be human

* A person who is physically unable to walk upright is not as human as the rest of us

[Gman]

1. You gotta wonder

if he graduated from high school... or even middle school. Maybe he quit after repeating the 5th grade four times. And these people can vote. There oughta be a law.

[Anakin Skywalker]

2. Huh? It is so ridiculous

that I am getting a headache trying to decipher this sheeeeiiit!

[atommom]

3. His Soul in Heaven is the marker for the end of time?

I guess we don't have to worry about time ending anytime soon, do we? :D

[FreedomAngel82]

4. So something I'm wondering

is if his soul is in Heaven how is he here on Earth typing that??

[atommom]

5. I think he's just looking ahead and saying that

once his own soul's in heaven, then time itself will end. There are a couple of different ways we could take that.... :think: