I wanna be a "journalist" like Gannon too!

[Hello_Kitty]

Could DU sponsor me? Seriously. I read his history on DailyKos and have concluded that my career path has been every bit as mediocre as his. Plus, I actually did 10 years in the military so there'd be no question of that. Now I'm not willing to do some creepy escort service thing but I am willing to go wherever DU wants and ask whatever questions you'd like. I'm told I have an excellent speaking voice. I clean up real good too. I'd look cute in those little suits like the gals on FauxNews wear.

So how about it? Send me to one of those 3-day seminars so I can get my certificate, seeing as how that's all you need to get a White House press pass and and invitation to the Associated Press Club. I could be on a panel too! C'mon, help a sister out here. I'm tired of slaving for the Man. Like Gannon/Guckert, I'm clearly meant for better things.

I guess we should just create some conservative-sounding front organization like the American Supremacy News Institute so maybe I can get into the White House. Something like that. I leave it to you to figure out a name. I'd like my fake name to be Veronica McTavish. I think it has a nice ring to it.

What do you guys think?

[punpirate]

1. Think you're asking the wrong...

... group for funding. Maybe you should talk to the White House directly?

:)

[Zuni]

2. Heck, it can't hurt

Go ahead. You are now going to go to DC for DU

[Mistress Quickly]

3. Bend over!

lol
:evilgrin:

[Flammable Materials]

4. How good are you at sucking dick? n/t

[Career Prole]

5. "Why, that's an easy one!", exclaimed the Wizard...

"What does Jeff Gannon have that you don't? A website, that's what!"

[Hello_Kitty]

8. Did he have the website before or after

He became a "journalist"? Should I get mine now?

[Career Prole]

9. Why, it was simul...simul...simul...

At the same time!

[Harlequin]

6. As for the name, I just hope you're not a guy...

You could start by asking Terry Schiavo, "Ms. Schiavo, when are these people going to wake up to reality?"

Then you could ask Hillary at her next news conference, "Ms. Clinton, the love of the American people has been betrayed by the neoconservatives in the white house. How do you plan to let America suckle once again on the bosom of freedom?"

[Hello_Kitty]

7. Those are great questions!

Thanks. I'm filing them away for later use.

[Catherine Vincent]

10. Are you good at blackmailing?

[BuyingThyme]

11. Apply to the Talon News Team.

They have plenty credentials lying around and, the last I heard, they're hiring.

[Ronbrynaert]

12. Jeff Gannon: Plagiarist

Why doesn't Gannon deserve to be considered a journalist or a blogger? Because he plagiarized the press.

If you want to see proof of Jeff Gannon plagiarizing from the press? Here are some links:
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/03/jeff-gannon-likes-to-plagiarize.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/03/jeff-gannon-plagiarist.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/03/how-to-write-like-jeff-gannon-example.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/03/how-to-write-like-jeff-gannon-example_08.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/02/so-where-did-jeff-gannon-get-his.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/02/jeff-gannons-internal-government-memo.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/02/more-on-gannons-internal-government.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/03/whos-faster-jeff-gannon-or-me.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/02/jeff-gannon-vs-helen-thomas.html
http://whyareweback.blogspot.com/2005/03/why-does-new-york-times-allow-itself.html