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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 11:50 AM
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2005 Darwin Award Winner already found
Edited on Tue Mar-29-05 11:52 AM by Walt Starr
Darwin Award

We have a winner...!

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

As presented on Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

Funny account via email, not quite the accurate thing, though. It happened in '90.
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megatherium Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 11:52 AM
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1. "suicide by cop" / nt
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TheModernTerrorist Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 11:52 AM
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2. hahahahahahah
that is GREAT. I can just picture it in my head. bahahaha
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 11:53 AM
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3. mind boggling....
the gene pool is now a better place....
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Discord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 11:55 AM
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4. thats freakin hilarious
:rofl:
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neoteric lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:00 PM
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5. Great story, but this happened in 1990...
but doesn't the nominees have to be from the last year or so. Just trying to uphold the respect and prestige of the Darwin Awards.

:)
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:17 PM
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7. I pointed that out below the link
There are other inconsistencies with the email account, too.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:02 PM
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6. This was in Seattle, Washington
not Washington DC.

Just wanted to clarify that.
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