A POLL: Will Jerry Falwell Go To Heaven?

[Itsthetruth]

Your comments are welcomed. If you can think of other possible options please list them!

[WoodrowFan]

1. How about "it's not my place to judge"

(but I wouldn't bet on it)

[HockeyMom]

9. Not my call but

having heard the Most Reverend Falwell tell a Rabbi he was going to Hell for not believing in Jesus, I sure hope Jesus takes that one into consideration. Didn't his contemporary followers address Jesus as Rabbi?

[LiberalinNC]

21. Not only did his followers call him a Rabbi, but the Jewish people

today call him a "great rabbi".

[bertha katzenengel]

31. that would get my vote

:shrug:

[MemphisTiger]

34. I agree, I'll leave that one to Jesus

[liberal43110]

2. I don't even believe in heaven and hell

But if I did, this is the type of person who would definitely go to hell.

[Wonk]

3. He'll be reincarnated as a maggot to feast on his own corpse.

[Guckert]

6. He will be reincarnated as a Poor Gay Black Woman with no Health Care.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. You stole my answer.

[libhill]

14. Now that's

what I call justice!

[mtnester]

23. Add Muslim to the poor gay black woman

also add - living in Alabama

[Guckert]

28. in prison

[Done]

40. also handicapped

[Guckert]

41. Poor, Muslim, Gay, Black, handicapped Woman in jail with no Health Care

or retirement package.

That would be sweet revenge indeed...

[libhill]

46. But it's ok, cuz

He/she can always get a job at 25 cents an hour, working for J.B. Bigbucks Esq. the Third and one-half Jr.

[mtnester]

47. Remove In Prison, in prison you get healthcare

so insert Homeless with unemployment benefits gone

[libhill]

49. LOL

Indeed, justice is finally served -

[emanymton]

4. Why Not?

[Wonk]

7. Here's a clue

http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/falwell_bin_laden.html

[Az]

5. How bout an oblivion option? n/t

[queeg]

8. only if God can do a Donation to Liberty "university"

[Sandpiper]

10. If there is a Hell, Jerry better get himself fitted for

A pair of asbestos long johns.

[Guckert]

12. He will join his role models Hitler and Osama ... Dont forget Reagan!

[Railroader]

13. If Allah wills it.

[illflem]

15. If Falwell goes to heaven

I pray that I go to hell.

[JNelson6563]

16. He makes me wish there WAS a Hell

:toast:

[arwalden]

17. Where's The Option For "Ceases-To-Exist"?

[ananda]

18. that was fun

I voted hell yes, heaven no. He will join his role models Hitler and Osama bin Laden...

... and John Calvin

... and the tent revivalists who preached the rapture

... and everyone who totally ignores the real message of Jesus during
his ministry, but absolutely worship and adore the infant and the
crucified Christ.

That was fun.

Sue

[bertha katzenengel]

19. How about this:

Who cares?

For all the whining and carrying on here about how the media gets sidetracked on minor stories while safety, civility and peace are obliterated all over the world, we sure can waste an awful lot of time, energy, and bandwidth on comparatively small stuff like this.

[libhill]

24. If wing nut rethug jerk offs

Can obsess about a semen stain on Monica's panties for years, I think we can be forgiven for celebrating one less asshole in the world.

[bertha katzenengel]

29. Is that what it is? A matter of forgiveness?

[libhill]

30. I used that word

rhetorically -

[bertha katzenengel]

32. My question was rhetorical, too.

So here we are.

:hi:

[libhill]

33. k-

:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

53. Thank you, thank you....

Have I said thank you? :hi:

[KansDem]

20. I don't know about "Heaven," but maybe "Heaven Heights, MA?"

It's only 621.39 miles from Lynchburg, VA.

MapQuest

[sui generis]

22. He's going to the heaven he deserves

and let me tell you a couple of things:

1. the waiters and hairdressers will completely suck
2. the interior desecorators will bore you to death
3. there won't be any sissies, drag queens, transgenders, evil diesel dykes, or worse, them queeruns that you can't really tell they're queer, in the heavenly bar association, the heavenly medical association, god's private army of avenging heterosekshul angels, and there certainly won't be any queer politician angels or talk show hosts, any black hearted liberals insisting that using the N word is not politically correct, and there won't even be any evil little homosekshul children running around who must be punished and tortured well past adulthood merely for being themselves.

and anyway, sex will be illegal except for, not wait, just plain illegal, and you'll have to fly your wrinkled old ass around from cloud to cloud 24/7 playing your goofy little harp and singing praises to the almighty (yawn) with the rest of your uptight hard-haired hard hearted flock. Most importantly you'll never have to worry about anything ever again, and we will be relieve of the burden of worrying about you.

buh bye. sorry I can't make the funeral - I've got to change the litter box.

[Jack Rabbit]

25. ??

I choose a selection from a work of art heavily influenced by Kierkegaard; that is something that would, no doubt, displease Rev. Falwell.



Death: Did you enjoy your repieve?

Knight: Yes, I did.

Death: I'm happy to hear that. Now I'll be leaving you. When we meet again, your and your companions' time will be up.

Kinght: And you will devulge your secrets.

Death: I have no secrets.

Knight: So you know nothing.

Death: I have nothing to tell.

From the screenplay for The Seventh Seal by Ingmar Bergman (1957)

Still from Winona State University

[kliljedahl]

26. My favorite Fallwell quote

http://www.kliljedahl.net

[bmbmd]

27. Though it is not for me to decide, I vote yes.

According to my set of beliefs,(traditional United Methodist) he meets the criterion for entering heaven. He may be surprised at whom he meets up there, though.

PS-I didn't vote in your poll. Seems to be kind of a "push-poll".

[jaysunb]

35. JUDGE YE NOT

but in this case...fuck it !

Yo Lou ! Lucifer, can you hear me ? Got a "special one " on the way.

:evilgrin:

[libhill]

48. There ya go -

Hope ol' Satan puts his ass to work on one of hells "plentiful" minimum wage shit jobs. Because hard work for no benefits, no vacation time, and lousy subsistence wages is the Repuke way.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

36. Only if they offer him the throne and unlimited expenses.

[TWiley]

37. What address in Hell should I FED-EX the COAL to?

[guinivere]

45. 666 Sulfur Fumes Avenue, Blast Furnace #13

If it were up to me, I would slam those Pearly Gates in his face.

[libhill]

50. LOL

This thread is cracking me up ---

[TWiley]

55. LMAO!

Yes, that does sound like a fitting address for the asshat. After all. we wouldn't want him to get COAL'ED would we?

[Lone Pawn]

38. If I were to judge, wouldn't that make me guilty

of much the same crime he is?

[libhill]

51. Maybe that's true -

But at least we can be consoled, by watching the devil shove a hot pitchfork up his self righteous ass.

[Still_Loves_John]

39. I think he'll go to heaven

I don't think he's done very much to deserve it, but neither has anyone else.

[Itsthetruth]

43. Don't Think So

Only if Hitler and Osama are in heaven.

[Snap]

42. How About;

There is no heaven? It's an idea like the easter bunny and santa clause.

[clem_c_rock]

44. If he was pushing for the Iraq war

Let's hope he burns in the deepest depths.

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. I am not the judge of a man's worthiness...God is.

eom

[jaysunb]

54. I wonder...

if ole Jerry-boy knows how many people are praying " the Lord calls him home " ( credits to Oral Roberts, for the quote )

[anarchy1999]

56. Who really cares and why should we? I'm offended. Let it rest and

leave it alone. Period!