nevermind!' sick joke - Democratic Underground

Cannikin

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Thu Mar-31-05 10:14 PM
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nevermind!' sick joke

Edited on Thu Mar-31-05 10:15 PM by Cannikin

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Meldread

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Thu Mar-31-05 10:16 PM
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1. That's cruel!

You had my hopes up. :(

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whistle

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Thu Mar-31-05 10:21 PM
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2. Here's an antidote...

Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?

Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.

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Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?

You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.

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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?

Shut up and get back in the sack!

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Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?

Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!

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Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

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