Whitehouse.org's MSM letter-writing campaign...hilarious

[ariellyn]

Link: http://www.whitehouse.org/media/action.asp

Title:

03.23.2005: CHRISTIAN PATRIOT ALERT! Use the White House Media Action Center to Berate Liberal Journalists' Shameful Denigration of President Bush's "Culture of Life"

Dear Pinko Reporter - President Bush asked me to tell you how DISGUSTED us mainstream ultra-evangelicals are with your SICKENING disrespect for human life!

He and the Pope are RIGHT about how condom use is immoral interference with life, but plugging drooling zombies into smoothie machines is A-OK. Because even if Terri Schiavo's brain was the size of a marshmallow peep, her eyes were OPEN, and that's PROOF she was THINKING - just like when RONALD REAGAN had NO MEMORY of a criminal conspiracy to sell arms to evildoers. As for ABORTION - the lives of pea-sized womb boogers are WAY more sacred than dumb girls who practically BEG for incestuous rape by dressing like tramps.

Besides, everyone knows that parasitic tadpole people deserve PROTECTION - at least until they're born and start begging for pork barrel handouts like education and healthcare, or get convicted by all-white juries for being total retarded minors.

So stop QUESTIONING the President's CULTURE OF LIFE, otherwise foreigners think it's OK to be uppity when He wants to bomb Arabiac babies and grandmas who are guilty of terrorism-by-proximity! Sheesh! Read a poster already: http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/choose-life.asp

THERE'S MORE...

[murielm99]

1. That is my daughter's favorite website.

She is in Mexico right now, so I haven't remembered to visit in awhile.

The poster made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

[ariellyn]

2. This letter on education is even funnier...

Dear Hook-Nosed, Menorah-Lighting Reporter - President Bush has asked me two right you today and say how you're biased reporting on Educasion has me so cottonpikcing MAD, I'm practically FOAMULATING AT THE MOUTH!

What I want too no is, how come every times somebody at the White House says something about how great 'No Child's Left Behind' is, you have to go and quote some pinko crybaby teacher who says its the worstest thing that ever happened two public educasions? What does teachers no about anything anyways? Theirjust a bunch of academic intillectual elite IDIOTS who want too brainwash are babies with NPR fairy tails like 'evolusion,' 'heliocentrism,' and that vegetable picker gibberish 'Spanish.'

I'm serious - teachers no as much about learning as chicks no about living with chronical jock itch.

So the next time you do one of them fansysmansy reports on EDUCASION, President Bush and I recommend that you cut out the treasonous verbal diarrhea and do you're part two fight TERROR by discriminating ACCURATE informasion and stuff like this hear: http://2004.georgewbush.org/education/index.asp. Got it? Good!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. There really needs to be a warning at the top of this that one should not

be eating or drinking as one reads this post. It could be dangerous to the well being of ones keyboard and/or computer screen.

[ariellyn]

4. LOL nt