Get Your Own Living Will For Free

[kliljedahl]

and Tell Tom Delay to Take a Hike

Funny in an ironic sort of way:


As a service to our loyal readers we have had our legal council, the firm of Douglas, Mann and Bart, draw up a Free Living Will. Simply copy, sign and send a copy to your lawyer and the Office of Tom Delay and you will be covered.

I , _________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pecker wood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

This goes especially for Tom Delay, who cuts off life support for his vegetative-state father but characterizes other people's private and well-reasoned decisions to do the same as murderous and evil.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.


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[Amy6627]

1. This is hilarious! n/t