Rove phones Falwell - how sweet

[donsu]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0504010079apr01,1,2314400.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed&ctrack=2&cset=true


Improved Falwell visits with family and takes call from Rove

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Falwell also took a call from White House chief political adviser Karl Rove, who spoke at the May 2004 commencement of Falwell's Liberty University.

Tests showed Falwell did not suffer a heart attack.
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[Deep13]

1. "did not suffer a heart attack"

'Course not. He hasn't got one. On that note, don't expect Dubya to have a stroke anytime soon.
:eyes:

[WI_DEM]

2. Rove to Falwell: The boss isn't calling you home yet.

Falwell: really?
Rove: yes, too much more for you to do.
Falwell: Well, Beelzebub knows best.

[yurbud]

3. Pope: Who? the unpleasant man who look-a like Ned Beatty in Deliverance?

Just a kill me now before that parasite Schiavo's me.

[kweerwolf]

4. The conversation probably went something like this ...

RING .... RING ....

"Hello?"

"Hey, Jerry ... what are you wearing?"

"Huh? Just a hospital gown."

"The kind that's open up the back? ... That's hot!" (sounds of heavy breathing)

"Wha-? Who is this?"

"Jerry, I got the phone in my left hand. If you can guess what's in my right hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."

CLICK ...

[burn the bush]

5. or, it could have went like this

Falwell: "Hello"

Rove: "Look, you will do as I say, or the next time is the big one and you're out of here. No more second chances. You saw what I did to the Pope didn't you?"

[EvolveOrConvolve]

7. Holy crap I just lost it.

The thought of the good Rev. in a hospital gown and Karl in a pair of assless chaps slapping his white dimpled rear end almost made me cry.

:7

[applegrove]

6. Trying desperately to remake Rove's image as he will be in the

running the next Presidential election while Bush is just a lame duck. For sure Rove will be in the background.. but he enjoyed being lauded after the election and wants a bigger piece of the attention... after all he didn't clean up Bush's vomit for 10 years for nothing.