WOOOOHOOOO!!!! The Carlyle Group hits that elusive $10 billion goal!

[politicaholic]

:woohoo:

I'm so happy for them and of course Satan, without whom they couldn't have reached their lofty expectations.

Now's YOUR opportunity to join George Bush Sr., John Major, and the rest of the most powerful and meglomaniacal assholes on the planet:

http://www.thecarlylegroup.com/eng/contact/contactsl3-2490.html

Applying for "accountant" is the secret code for applying for their many open "corporate assassin" jobs. So don't hesitate, you to just might have the opportunity to blow George Soros's brains out and in turn become Employee of the Month, which comes with your own employee parking space, a nice dinner for two at the DC restaurant of your choice, and a baby diaper/ballistic missile production facility in Iran.

:yourock: Carlyle Group! Keep "eviling" up the world one acquisition at a time!