If you could interview George W Bush what would you ask him?

[brettdale]

I have no idea, but I would make him put his hand on the bible and watch him sweat.

[ReadTomPaine]

1. As Seymour Hersh so eloquently pointed out recently...

Bush is beyond reach. There's nothing you could say, no argument you could make, that would have any impact at all.

And that says it all, really.

RTP

[Bluebear]

2. An interview? I'd say what's that tiny thing in your ear?

[dorktv]

3. I would simply ask "did you ever get your mother pregnant?"

Just because it would be fun to tick him off.

[buckup]

4. *clears throat*

If you are a Christian, and Christians are supposed to live life in a "Christ-like" manner, why do you feel that it is appropriate to bomb a whole country and kill 100,000 innocent civilians, contributing to the problem? How does the ends justify the means in this case?

How does war contribute to a "culture of life?"

Another good one....

Do you agree the slogan "Each according to his ability and each according to his need" is a good idea, so that more peoples' needs are fulfilled?

(He probably doesn't know what this is a reference to, and you could probably trick him into condoning a communist philosophy)

[kaitykaity]

5. "You know you're going to burn in hell, right?"

That. Is. All.

[Panda1]

6. I'd ask how quickly he could pack and get out of our White House.

He stole it and should give it back to President Gore.

[Midnight Rambler]

7. Where were you when you were supposed to be in the Air National Guard?

Oh wait, nevermind, you were probably to sloshed to remember that anyway.

[EFerrari]

8. Same thing doctors ask to check for cognitive function:

"What is today's date and who is the President?"

[realisticphish]

13. "april 2nd...

dick chen...oh SHIT!"

[EFerrari]

14. lol! They'd lock me up because I'd say "John Kerry". n/t

[izzie]

9. What news station can I watch so I will not see you?

==

[slaveplanet]

10. Why did you bring those towers down?

and where did the gold go, that was contained within....

[NEOBuckeye]

11. If 2 + 2 = 5?

[patricia92243]

12. What do you really think of fundamentalism Christianity?

[Window]

15. Oh my! Where to start.

Have to think on this one.

[B Calm]

16. Will your your twins ever join the National Guard?

[anarchy1999]

17. What does Daddy have planned next?

We all know the your Dad is running the show, so what is next on the agenda, George?

[sinkingfeeling]

18. Why shouldn't you stand trial, right next to Saddam, for your crimes

against humanity?

[RPM]

19. would take all my strength not to put him in a headlock and noogie him

[Vinca]

20. I would give anything to ask him why I've had to suffer for the past

week and a half with acute biliary pancreatitis caused by a gallstone. A person with insurance would have had surgery already. My doctor agreed to let me "wait and see" before jumping $10,000 or so into debt. Thankfully, I'm improving, but I'd like to ask Dubya if he thinks this is right given his "culture of life."

[ladjf]

21. Nothing honest, real or good ever comes from Bush.

Therefore, it would be senseless to waste time asking questions.

[UTUSN]

22. "What's so funny?" n/t

[Melynn]

23. What were you thinking when you were told about the 9/11 attacks?

And why did you wait so long to do something/anything after you were told of the attacks?

I don't expect that Bush will tell the truth but it would be interesting to hear his answer.

[Horse with no Name]

24. To walk a straight line, close his eyes and put his finger

on his nose....typical field sobriety tests.