elehhhhna
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Sat Apr-02-05 07:52 PM
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Breaking: Uncle Sam on Life Support, Feeding Tube |
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Beloved by the people of America for over 200 years, Uncle Sam has sustained further self-inflicted internal and external injuries and now requires a feeding tube directly from China.
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BrklynLiberal
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Sat Apr-02-05 07:54 PM
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1. He didn't need it until Bushites like Wal-Mart created the dependency. |
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Sat Apr-02-05 07:55 PM
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2. The Bush Admistration has ordered a DNR should Uncle Sam |
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suffer the collapse of vital functions.
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mattclearing
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Sat Apr-02-05 07:55 PM
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3. Evangelical Americans claim Uncle Sam speaks to them, |
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Europe, America's closest ally, thinks they are crazy, says the lights are on, but nobody's home.
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Sat Apr-02-05 07:56 PM
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4. And since Uncle Sam has no "health insurance", its costing $2Bill daily |
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to cover the interest on his bill alone....
Soon Uncle Sam is going to be flat lining...what then? :eyes:
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Sat Apr-02-05 07:58 PM
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5. bushco wiill be happy to remove it... |
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maybe that is bush reason d'etaire ..bush was made to destroy the USA..the scion of privleged scum..
"there ought to be limits to freedom...as long as I was the dictator....."
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hippiepunk
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Sat Apr-02-05 08:00 PM
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6. No fundies are gonna cry over that death |
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Sat Apr-02-05 08:00 PM
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7. Yup -- Next time they say, "It's YOUR money, it's the PEOPLE's money...." |
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Remind them: it's the People's Republic of China's money. And since we're in debt up to our eyeballs, we're paying a hefty sum of interest our kids and grandkids will still be paying off, just so Bush's buddies can get their tax cuts.
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Sat Apr-02-05 08:02 PM
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8. The visual associated with that would be a stunner, but I doubt... |
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...any political cartoonist would attempt it with what happened this week with the passing of Terri Schiavo and now Pope John Paul II both with feeding tubes.
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Sat Apr-02-05 08:02 PM
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Makes you wonder if Bush didn't plan our demise from the get-go. Remember, once our currency/economy have been 'bankrupted,' we will HAVE to follow the demands of our creditors, i.e., tighten our belts to reduce the deficit. At that point, a terrorist emergency will dictate that all future government funds be spent on defense. The munificent churches, will, of course be forced to pick up the slack to meet domestic needs. Welcome to Iran!
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Sat Apr-02-05 09:52 PM
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10. Bush is the alfred e. newman: "what me worry " with his mandate to |
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destroy the USA...war profiteering..every step of the way.. Welcome to DU!
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