Troops Entering Fallujah Iraq Are Showered with Flowers and Treats!

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Unconfirmed sources report that Iraqi insurgents who held Fallujah have greeted American forces with open arms. The insurgents packed the streets and rooftops of the city and rained flowers and candies upon the assaulting American troopers. Fallujah is peaceful tonight, as American forces have liberated the town without firing a shot.

"Just like in Paris in World War II." Said White House flack Ben Lion. "The Iraqi people have greeted us as liberators all over again. Freedom marched into that town today and the people responded. It is just like we keep trying to tell the American people, the Iraqis love Americans and our brave and fearless leader, George W. Bush. As a matter of fact many insurgents held up American flags as our troops entered the city. Today is a great day for the people of Fallujah, Fallujah has become a symbol of the American success in the region."

Former insurgent Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the Jordanian extremist, who has masterminded dozens of suicide bombings, kidnappings and beheadings, greeted the Americans at the edge of the city. He then rode with the American commander in his humvee and toured the city. The two men were seen laughing and holding their raised hands together as a show of unity to the people of Fallujah. The two then shared a light meal of falafel, hummus, and tea before speaking with the media.

"What a relief it is to finally have the Americans here." Said al-Zarqawi at a joint press conference held later in the day. "We are so glad they have arrived to liberate us from Sadam Hussein. All this time since Sadam's capture we have waited to be liberated. We were very disappointed when you started to liberate us before and stopped for your elections. But hey, now you are here and we are saved."

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[Biology]

1. don't you know....?

You gotta destroy it to save it

[whistle]

2. That's been two years in the making....I notice in the photo.......

...that a Falluja resident is using his AK-47 to shower the troops with a fine mist of anthrax laced champagne:spray: :patriot: :rofl:

Still, if you know what's good for you, keep under cover :hide:

[BeFree]

3. Finally, eh?

And did you hear about that 14 year old girl who finally realizes how great our troops are?

Why, she now has a brand new half American baby to call her own! The father, she says, may be one of twenty differnt Americans that gave her the opportunity.

Oh yeah, she also doesn't have to worry about family interference in raising her new baby... the rest of her family was killed in the liberation of Falluja.

She has a great tent she lives in, she gets great handouts from the rest of the refugees, and one day she may even be able to send her child to school!

All thanks to America!

total fiction, eh?

[knowbody0]

4. thank you