How many mourners would a * funeral draw?

[11 Bravo]

I am struck by the staggering number of mourners, pilgrims, heads of state, et al, who felt a need to appear and pay their respects to John Paul II. Would * be able to fill the neighborhood Taco Bell?

[WI_DEM]

1. his fundie base, but nothing like the Pope had.

[saltpoint]

2. Most of the staff of Haliburton would probably attend --

-- those who were not in the slammer, at least.

And maybe his mom.

And Ann Coulter.

[GoneOffShore]

3. Oh I'd go

Just to be sure he was in the coffin.
Then I'd leave.

[evlbstrd]

5. Don't forget the stake.

Nixon still needs one, too.

[whistle]

14. Remember to bring a long stake, because it must not only....

...penetrate the heart, but must also be driven deep into the ground to hold the bastard down!:grr: :evilgrin: :mad: :nuke:

[smirkymonkey]

4. I don't know, but it would draw billions of celebrants.

He's the most hated man in the world - it would be a giant international party for god's sake!

[merci_me]

6. I'd go..............

and stay just long enough to see how high the blood spurts when they drive the stake through his paltry heart.

[grytpype]

7. I don't know, but it would look something like this:

[whistle]

8. Perhaps as many as 58million.....touchscreen voting machines....

:woohoo: ....:patriot:.... :spray:..... :rofl:.... :hide: .....:popcorn:

[Cuban_Liberal]

9. There are those who talk the talk, then there are those who walk the walk

Bush* is the former, and John Paul II was the latter. I suspect the number of true mourners at Bush's* funeral would fit in a phone booth...

[rzemanfl]

10. I'd be too exhausted from dancing in the streets to notice. n/t

[11 Bravo]

11. On reflection, while I'd bag the funeral ..

I would make it a point to kill a sixpack or two and then visit the gravesite (with no toilet break in between).

[baldguy]

12. Christmas, New Years' & Independence Day, all rolled into one.

The entire world would celebrate.

[LostInAnomie]

13. He'll never die.

Given the chance the "Culture of Life" would hook him to enough machines to keep his lifeless corpse "alive" into infinity.

[Jack Rabbit]

15. When Pinochet kicks off, we might get an idea from Chile

How many people can admire a thug like that?

[More Than A Feeling]

16. I would go.

Otherwise, I wouldn't believe that he really had died.;)

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