Rummy says the WMD were moved...and can be moved in an hour..

[Gin]

Can we move our WMD in this country within an hour? Hell, he makes it sound like they had everything on wheels...with spy cameras watching every move. They think we are stupid. He is treating Russert like he is stupid too. I smell cooked goose.

[Nlighten1]

1. 500 tons of sarin

can be moved in an hour?

[aquart]

3. Exactly. After he says something like that

The next question has to be specific.

How do you move anthrax safely. Wouldn't it be likely to contaminate the whole transport chain like it did in the American post office which had just tiny amounts in envelopes?

Questions like that. See if he'll have a stroke.

[DrBB]

2. He actually has a gift for stepping in it

He blurts things out that he has to retract. He's just giving us ammunition as the scandal builds.

[asjr]

4. rumsfeld

Crummy was really on the defensive today. I feel he made a fool of himself. He just kept digging himself a deeper hole.

[Mari333]

5. He's still trying to use that old line????????

Olde Farte probably having hallucinations that its March 2003.

[BiggJawn]

Have his alligator mouth make that out to Geroge Tennet...

Since Rumsferatu's salamander ass isn't gonna to be able to cover this cheque, either....
No matter..."Son of FLIEscher" will come out later and tell us all "what the secretary REALLY meant to say..."

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. Watch their eyes!

Cops do this. People who are lying a lot blink their eyes a lot and lood downward and to the left.

[DemBones DemBones]

7. I'm watching Rummy with Stephanopoulos and he just answered

a question about how long we'd be in Iraq with "How long were we in Germany? How long were we in Japan?"

:wow: THIS will be popular, I'm sure!

Does the Dummy know we're STILL in Germany and Japan, nearly sixty years on?

[trof]

8. teleportation

NASA has actually developed a method of teleportation.
You know, you step into a cubicle in New York, throw a switch, and your molecules are transported to a cubicle in Paris.
Saddam stole this secret technology from us and that's how he can move those WMDs instantly.
It's still secret because the government doesn't want to put the airlines and auto makers out of business.
:tinfoilhat:

[RC]

9. Drop a coupla quarters in the slot

and be anywhere in the world.

That's as realistic as what comes out of the WH spin machine.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. The Iraqis have The Incredible Hulk!

Only he can move the WMD that fast! Tip to Pentagon: Look for the Incredible Hulk in Iraq. He is Saddam's secret weapon!

Edited to fix typo.

[trof]

11. Look for something green and real big.

I think yer on to something here.
;-)