Questions from the shiny mind of Jeff "the Martyr" Gannon

[BurtWorm]

http://www.jeffgannon.com/

While I am on hiatus from the White House briefing room, I'm going to post the question I would have asked had I been there. It will be interesting to see if anyone else asks it.

April 13, 2005

"The Senate has brought only one judicial nominee to the floor so far this year. At this rate, only four judicial vacancies will be filled in 2005. Are you satisfied with that number?"


Jeff, if that question were to be asked, I can safely say the answer would be: Is that a question? Seriously?



April 6, 2005

"Why was former President Gerald Ford excluded from the delegation attending the funeral for Pope John Paul II?"

NOT ASKED


Not asked?! What an outrage!

[Straight Shooter]

1. Jiffy-Lube Jeff is not "on hiatus" from the Monkey Palace briefing room.

He's banished. You can tell he's a Republican from his persistent denial state.

[Historic NY]

6. "Jiffy-Lube Jeff ".............

:rofl: thats a good one.

[FreedomAngel82]

7. Oy

This guy just is so delusional. My God. And if you didn't get the memo Jeffy boy Ford is in his 90's and is ILL! DUH! Why wasn't Carter there Jeffy? Why did Carter get screwed over for Rice and Card? Asshole.

[Avalux]

2. I fell into a fit of laugher

while I read his "what if" questions. Funny stuff! :rofl:

[smoogatz]

3. For his sake, I hope he's a better prostitute

than he is a journalist. If not, he's going to have to move back in with his mother.

[Arkana]

4. Uh, JimmyJeff, Ford didn't go because he, um, doesn't travel

You know, being 91 years old and all. What an attention whore.

[FreedomAngel82]

8. Isn't Ford ill too??

I thought I heard he was ill as well.

[tridim]

5. Here's a question for Jeffie

"Jeff, as a self described "top", when you were pleasuring Karl Rove and President Bush, did they both prefer that you pull out before ejaculation?"

[Arkana]

9. ROFLMAO

:spray:

"Jeff, would you say that Karl Rove or President Bush packs more heat?"

[InternalDialogue]

10. "Jeff, I haven't flicked any boogers at my cat yet today..."

"At this rate, no boogers will be flicked at my cat today. Are you satisfied with that number?"

[punpirate]

11. Drastic difference...

... between a shiny mind and a shiny head. Gannon/Guckert/??? seems to have a lot more of the latter than the former....