A DU bush Sexual Desirability Poll:

[Mend]

I don't know how Esquire got women to give him as high as a 2 out of 10

[Doctor_J]

1. splotchy, with a slate-blue hue

he looks like an alcoholic. Add in the smirk and the prance, the sadistic personality, and the complete lack of any intellectual fire, and, seriously, what's there besides expensive suits and lots of old money?

[Mend]

2. 2 inches, cut? eom

[Mz Pip]

6. Snarf!

Sound of wine shooting though nose upon reading above post.

I get these spam e-mail for "Increase you size" products. A waste of cyberspace sending that to me, but whatever.

"I went from 2 inches to 6 inches!!" the testimonial proclaims! Uh, dude, it's called an erection...



Mz Pip
:dem:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Exciting new words like "Nucular"?

And DeLay's "Inartful". Creativity is attractive.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Inartful

[Withywindle]

4. All true, plus

the cold, dead, mean little eyes that are too close together, and don't forget that clot of white spittle that hung there in the corner of his mouth for a painful eternity during that debate!

[DemBeans]

5. oh, yuck

The last two words I think of when I see Bush are "sexual desirability". I'd sooner hurl myself into a volcano.

[Redstone]

7. Great turn of phrase...

"I'd sooner hurl myself into a volcano."

I like it. You're from the South, aren't you?

Redstone

[DemBeans]

9. yep

Born and raised in New Orleans. Good catch!

[Crunchy Frog]

8. I just have one thing to say.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Moderator]

10. Locking

Innappropriate

[Moderator]

11. I am locking this...

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