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NNguyenMD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-15-05 11:58 PM
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PABAAH Leader Jon Alvarez is getting enlisted!!!!
Edited on Sat Apr-16-05 12:00 AM by NNguyenMD
From his website www.pabaah.com

"I'm Joining The Army Reserves"

Would-be soldier enlists, making good on his word
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
By Pedro Ramirez III
Staff writer
In a letter to the editor in December, Jon Alvarez said he would gladly take the place of a soldier complaining about serving in Iraq.

That sparked letters from people urging the Baldwinsville native to make good on his offer. When the Army lifted its age limits, Alvarez's critics again submitted letters urging him to sign up. Some offered to give him a ride to the recruiter's. Others offered to throw Alvarez a send-off party and give him a bucket of chicken for the trip to Iraq.

In a week, Alvarez turns 39 and he may get the birthday gift he wants: To join the Army Reserves and go to Iraq. Alvarez still must pass his physical on Saturday, and once he's in, there's no guarantee the Army will send him overseas. But he's hoping. "Looks like they're going to take me!" Alvarez gleefully said on Tuesday. "There's guys in Iraq that have been on long tours. . . . If I can get over there, help bring someone home who's done their part, so be it."

Alvarez said he tried enlisting in March 2004. The Army said he was too old. Alvarez said he asked Rep. Jim Walsh to help him get in. But rules are rules until last month. Facing recruiting shortages, the Army raised the age limit to enlist from 34 to 39. Others like Alvarez who benefit from the change have stepped up, said Sgt. David M. McDougall.

As for Alvarez, he'll probably join a civil affairs unit like the one in Mattydale. Civil Affairs soldiers are in great demand to help rebuild Afghanistan and Iraq. If Alvarez goes to Iraq, he hopes his fans will show their support. "Obviously, my liberal fan base is ecstatic about the opportunity to support my military career," Alvarez said. "I hope they come through. I'll let them know where to send their care packages."

Oh this is just too good to be true. I'm pretty sure I saw this worthless lying sack of shit roaming around the Syracuse University campus this week, probably preying on infantile angry Republicans to support his retarded cause.

I for one Jon, support your enlistment into the military, and can only hope that you will learn a thing or two from the real men and women who have an idea what the word "sacrifice" means you lame-ass racist sonofabitch.
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:06 AM
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1. SeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYaaaaaaaaaaa!
What a jerk. He probably thinks they won't send him, but it looks good.:rofl:
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:09 AM
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2. I just clicked on that URL!
Edited on Sat Apr-16-05 12:25 AM by pnorman
"You're coming from a site that we don't like, So why don't we send you back", was the reply. I did that 3~4 times with the same result. WTF???

pnorman
On edit: I tried it again, but from a window open to The Nation. Surprisingly, I got through from there, but YEEECCCHHH!!!
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NNguyenMD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:12 AM
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3. oh wow, yeah he's a lunatic
I didn't know he had that feature on his crappy website
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:15 AM
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4. they can't even spell "with"!
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:38 AM
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6. No, it said "your", they can't even get that right.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:58 AM
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8. Powered "whit" protection system, no less
lameass tard!
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 01:03 AM
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9. You give them too much credit, they spelled you're 'your' n/t
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:16 AM
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5. Send that dumb ass to the front lines!
If not, make him clean latrines for his entire tour of duty. After all, our fighting men and women need clean toilets. :)
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 12:39 AM
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7. Do they frag assholes in Iraq like they did in Vietnam?
Just curious.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 01:04 AM
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10. They did in Kuwait
Remember that guy that rolled the grenade into the tent?
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 01:54 AM
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11. HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the website!
This guy considers Iraqi civilians to be "non-uniformed terrorists" and evidently getting all the sympathy right now. It's just not fair according to shithead's site, that we are losing troops because the Iraqi population...er...non-uniformed terrorists won't drop to their knees and kill themselves! That's gratitude for ya! What a total simp!
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-16-05 02:09 AM
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12. *to the tune of Happy Anniversary* (a 1, 2, 3, 4...)
Happy Army induction day,
Lots of bombs will fly your way,
Pack your bags and be sure to say,
Happy Army induction day!
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