On blowjobs, youth, Rush, Kagen, and Clinton--hilarious Wolcott piece!

[blondeatlast]

Gotta love the headline:

On Some Sad Laps, No Heads Bob

This morning on Air America, Jerry Springer ran the tape of Rush Limbaugh's bizarre outburst against Al Gore's upcoming cable news venture for "yoof" (as they say in British papers), mocking its mission to represent the viewpoints of young people by claiming that the only thing kids cared about today was blowjobs, which were rampant in the nation's high schools today thanks to Al's good friend Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Maybe it should be called "The BJ Network," Rush railed, since blowjobs were now the only thing occupying the empty minds of MTV audiences--all those teenage Monicas out there hooking up with teenage Bubbas.

(snip)

Yet, like so many products and pleasures, blowjobs aren't evenly distributed in society. It's a renewable natural resource not everyone gets to enjoy, and I was struck by the vehement tone of Limbaugh's tirade. He sounded bitter. I've seen this rancor inflict so many middle-aged men...

(snip)

I find such speculative intrusion undignified. I do. And yet, applying the logic of the Hillary-haters, I can't help but wonder if Rush's jealous ire over other people's blowjobs reflects poorly on his current relationship with CNN's Daryn Kagan, rumored to be on the fast track to have the honor of being his fourth wife.



http://www.jameswolcott.com/

The laughs don't stop there--an even funnier piece than Wolcott's usual, and that's saying something.

[sellitman]

1. His 4th wife?

You mean he has already conned 3 others into marrying him? Man are Repuke women really that stupid? (Ann Coulter not withstanding)

I guess Family value means starting as many families as possible to old Rushbo? Will the new one buy him better drugs than the last?

:rofl:




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[mitchum]

3. His three former wives were all beards...

as is Kagan.
Limbaugh is not interested in oral sex (or any kind) with women

[leftofthedial]

2. I guarantee you Kagan doesn't swallow

[sellitman]

4. She looks like she bites

Nasty!