Must Read! A funny and true story

[Danmel]

Today I was in the Post Office to purchase some stamps.

I was looking at some pretty floral stamps and the woman next to me was looking at the Ronald Reagan Stamps. So she fingers the stamps and turns to me, and says "I wish they had George W. Bush Stamps". I said "That would require him to be dead." and she smiled and said "Exactly"! and walked away!

[ET Awful]

1. LMAO

:rofl:

[flamin lib]

2. Laughed out loud! Huge guffaw! Sending to all my friends!

[CitySky]

3. oh. my. GOODNESS.

That is hysterical!

[Lisa]

4. snarf!

Bet you wouldn't see that on TV ...


Do you remember the Nixon stamp? Someone made an envelope with an illustration on it -- if you put the stamp in the right place, it made it look like he was behind bars.

[walldude]

5. Man, now I have to clean the soda

I just spewed off my moniter.. LMAO! :toast:

[swimmernsecretsea]

6. Ewwww!

I'm NOT PUTTING MY TONGUE ON THAT STAMP! I'd send my letters through the postage meter instead.

That reminds me of a story I heard about a child who wrote on an essay in gradeschool, "If you're President, when you die, they make dimes and pennies out of you."

[Lisa]

8. I love the "dimes and pennies" thing ...

If they did actually did that with W (or just put his picture on it), it would sure be "filthy lucre", that's for sure!


As far as the stamps go -- given his lack of popularity in that "sexiest man" survey, it's probably the closest he'd get to being kissed by millions of women.

[DIKB]

10. If you have good aim

You can spit from a distance. Though I'd be tempted to spit on the front till it soaks through the back, don't know how it'd affect the adhesiveness.

[MADem]

21. Aren't they all PEEL and STICK, now?

If you wore gloves, you would be OK. And it would be amusing to make a little cartoon balloon off to the side with a snarky comment emanating from the boyking....

On the graduation card: Is our Children learning?
On the job application: Puttin' food on the family!
On the note to Aunt Louise, asking for that family recipe: We need to make the pie higher!

You could have a load of fun with them. Hey, if you can't laugh, all you can do is cry.....

[swimmernsecretsea]

23. Yes, you're quite correct.

I guess I was thinking of an off-color remark about the Richard Nixon stamp. I'll let you put it together in your head...

[Coexist]

7. I am laughing so hard

I am having trouble typing!

[BillZBubb]

9. kick

[sportndandy]

11. Sorry, but I have to steal this one.

Gonna send it out to everyone I ever knew.

[Patiod]

12. Off this goes to all my Dem friends.

[cyberpj]

13. Well - There ARE THESE Bush stamps.......

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/secret_service_exhibit

[proud2BlibKansan]

32. Would you buy these?

[tallahasseedem]

14. OMG!!! LOL!!!

:rofl:

[sabra]

15. Where do you live?

[Danmel]

18. I live on Long Island

It was so funny- I've been on the phone all afternoon telling people about it!

[cyberpj]

16. And we could always use this Reagan stamp joke:

April 1, 2005
Fortunately the new 37-cent Reagan postage stamp is self-adhesive so customers aren't forced to choose which side of the stamp to spit on.

[Catherine Vincent]

17. ROTFL!

:rofl:

I have you to know this is the first time I have used that smiley. LOL! Did you crack up as she was walking off? That was great! I'm recommending this!

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. LOL!

:rofl: Excellent! We aren't alone!

[Beaverhausen]

20. LOL!!!! Love it!

I'm also emailing it to people!

:hi:

[tavalon]

22. Beautiful!!!

LOL

[demgurl]

24. The downside, if this were to happen.....

is who would be left as president! My husband said the only reason Dick is Vice-President is to discourage any assassination attempts on Georgie boy!

Thanks for the laugh. I have not had one that good in a long time.

[suziedemocrat]

25. Just like Dan Quale kept his dad from being impeached for Iran/Contra. n/t

[Bellamia]

26. You are right about the downside........

but it's still so very funny! It's a Copy & Paste and Forward for me. Thanks to the poster.

[A Simple Game]

30. Well if Dick were to become full time president,

he wouldn't have as much time to run the shadow government from his lair.

[WLKjr]

27. why am I laughing at this morbid crap

????

ROLMFAO!!!!!:rofl:

[atommom]

28. It's not just any morbid crap. It's FUNNY morbid crap!

:rofl:

(Besides, you know GW would laugh if someone told that joke about us...)

[FreedomAngel82]

29. LOL!

Funny. I wasn't expecting that.

[Just Me]

31. *giggle*,...awesome! n/t

[Geo55]

33. LOLOL......absolutely PERFECT !!!!

kick

[NJCher]

34. what to do with Reagan stamps?

As a practical joke, my brother bought me some Reagan stamps. It was awful! I didn't even want to use them on BILLS!!


Cher

[Danmel]

35. Well on the bright side, you know it'll get cancelled

He'll get stamped right across the face!

[Toucano]

36. That's fantastic.

Thanks for sharing.

[Mrs_Beastman]

37. hehe

thanks for making me smile this morning.
:hangover:

[crispini]

38. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Thanks for the chuckle.