*CAPTION THIS* John Bolton

[jerryman814]

...I'd like to invade eight countries...

[goodboy]

1. my hands were around Kofi's neck like this...(nt)

[xultar]

2. ...and when I pulled my hands out they were brown and sticky. n/t

:hurts:

[Mend]

3. Yes, I have murdered numerous people but

I don't know my own strength.

[ninty]

4. ...

[bleever]

5. And with eight robotic tentacles, I could tear the hearts out of

multiple foreign-policy opponents at once.

[CitySky]

6. "when they disagree with us,

first we start by removing their thumbs..."

[Aviation Pro]

7. Smell my....

...fingers. I am the Walrus. Goo goo gajoob.

[pretzel4gore]

8. "If i really kissed bush's arse as much as everybody says...

it wouldna be pure white now, would it, asshole?"

[Blue Belle]

9. So you see... it's irrational to think that negotiations

with North Korea should be bilateral when the Multilateral talks are going so well.

8 ways... 8... 8... 8 times more effective... ah, ah, ahhhh!!!!

This message was brought to you by the letter "B" (for Bushy Bullshit).

[BringEmOn]

10. I got this white mustache from 'tickling' Babs Bush

[dave123williams]

11. Oatmeal can lower your cholesterol by 8%