yurbud
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Tue Apr-19-05 01:57 AM
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Poll question: What would be a better way to pick the next pope? |
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Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 02:17 AM by yurbud
A bunch of old farts in seclusion sending smoke signals is tres 12th century.
We need to update process
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:01 AM
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They sell all kinds of things!
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:03 AM
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2. "Queer Eye for the Pope Guy" |
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:08 AM
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"we will choose the way,the way they choose the pope" He pulls out from under the bar a jar of pickles.
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:09 AM
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5. put all the cardinals on a deserted island |
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and make them eat worms and rats and shit on prime time TV until there is only one left
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:11 AM
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6. One pope-tato, two pope-tato... |
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Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 02:13 AM by Fridays Child
That or a three game series of Red Rover. :P
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:19 AM
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7. 1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb-war. |
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:20 AM
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:20 AM
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10. Wait,... they might all suffer a stroke. How about tiddlywinks? |
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:20 AM
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9. Pope Fear Factor to test their faith. nt |
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:21 AM
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12. See who can sit nekkid in a bathtub full of bloodworms the longest? |
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Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 02:21 AM by Seabiscuit
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:21 AM
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11. A good game of Pope Twister nt |
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:45 AM
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13. A spirited round of "Duck, Duck, Goose" |
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Last goose that hasnt croaked from a heart attack gets the big hat.
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Tue Apr-19-05 02:47 AM
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14. Beauty contest. Just imagine all those old men in bathing suits |
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and evening gowns. Make them understand a little about all those people they never assosicate with.
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Tue Apr-19-05 03:03 AM
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15. Kinda like The Donald - "You're Fired"....n/t |
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Tue Apr-19-05 03:09 AM
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Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 03:10 AM by REP
117 enter - one leaves. An all-out fight for who will be next vicar of Rome.
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Tue Apr-19-05 04:53 AM
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18. Chicken bones tossed onto a somewhat dusty dirt floor....eom. |
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:09 AM
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19. put the cardinal around a large breakfast table |
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give them a new box of cereal and the one that gets the "prize" becomes Pope
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Tue Apr-19-05 07:40 AM
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20. On the Daily Show Last Night, |
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Ed Helms had that computer simulation of the cardinals filing into the conclave. He even made one cardinal whack another one. There are some good ideas there. If that doesn't work:
"Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City."
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Tue Apr-19-05 07:56 AM
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Why, the current system seems to work quite well. No appeals to the Supreme Court, no diebold machines, all votes hand counted.
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