Can freepers and fundies make a useful contribution to mankind?

[Cyrano]

Even freepers and fundies aren't totally useless. I therefore would like to make the following suggestions for ways in which they can be used.

Please feel free to make additional suggestions.

[LeftCoast]

1. Sure - after all Soylent Green is people!

:evilgrin:

[Cyrano]

2. I thought about making soylent green a choice, but

would you want to eat a freeper or a fundie? Gag.

[sellitman]

10. We could invent "Soylent Red"

Solving two problems at once. :wow:

[doublethink]

3. How bout Cannon Fodder For ........

Bush's illegal wars they support? :crazy:

[Kerrytravelers]

7. Best response. Ever.

[satya]

4. Forgive me, can't resist mentioning an alternative energy source...

From the May 2003 issue of Discover magazine article on TDP (Thermal Depolymerization Process):

Unlike other solid-to-liquid-fuel processes such as cornstarch into ethanol, this one will accept almost any carbon-based feedstock. If a 175-pound man fell into one end, he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water.

In my utopia, this is how we'd handle sewage sludge and other trash (although others might suggest the TheoNazis fall into that category...)

[Toby109]

5. Compost

[Kerrytravelers]

6. Water tasters downstream from industrial plants

I mean, hey, if they really want to raise the mercury levels and allow corporations to pollute, why not let them be the first line of water testers? Sounds reasonable to me.

[against all enemies]

8. Freeper pigs instead of fetal pigs. Scalpel please.

[AngryAmish]

9. Thier poison pollutes us all

Incinerate them all and bury the ashes deep.

[bush_is_wacko]

11. Actually, I think we ought to save a few, put them in a Freeper testing

facility, and fund a research study on them to find out what the hell they are missing that makes them so Nonhuman! I bet we will finally find the missing link. They likely contain the DNA of Neanderthals predecessor as well as a heart ten times smaller than a Grinch!