There was a picture of the chimp* in the morning paper

[catmandu57]

and he looked like shit warmed over. I don't know if it was in any other papers, I'd post it but I automatically start filling in the details with my pen. hitler moustache, lobotomy scar, eye patch, a tatoo of 666 on it's face.
I think the idiots hung over, or coming down off something after looking at that.

[Raenelle]

1. He certainly hasn't been in the news lately,

and I always assume that, if he's not on display, he's stewed.

[lectrobyte]

2. My paper had one of him today, too, next to a not-so-flattering story

about him on the front page: Let's see if the online version has it, no, they don't.


http://www.newsobserver.com/

Oh well, it was similar to this, if not the same article:

http://www.sltrib.com/nationworld/ci_2682053