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Mon Apr-25-05 08:11 AM
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| Email I received from my uncle that I thought was pretty funny... |
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Library destroyed
Crawford, Texas (not AP) -
A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
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Mon Apr-25-05 08:14 AM
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Mon Apr-25-05 08:31 AM
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Mon Apr-25-05 08:44 AM
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| 6. Absolutely hysterical! |
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The picture just makes it that much better.
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| Bellamia
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Mon Apr-25-05 09:33 AM
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It's being FWD far and wide, even to Texas, would ya believe. Have an email friend in Cowtown, a Republican who hates Bush. Much thanx for the pic.:>)
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| Jo March
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Mon Apr-25-05 12:25 PM
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| 9. I've sent that on to my friends along with the joke |
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Nice little way to round out a Monday afternoon!
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Mon Apr-25-05 08:17 AM
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| 2. thanks--sumthin fun to give to a chosen few...nt |
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Mon Apr-25-05 08:17 AM
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Mon Apr-25-05 08:21 AM
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I once had a women ask me if I read ALL the time. I said yes and her come back was "I once read A BOOK but it was dull"
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Mon Apr-25-05 12:34 PM
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| 10. Was this woman by chance a bearer of the last name Bush? |
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Could have been * in drag.
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Mon Apr-25-05 09:22 AM
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Edited on Mon Apr-25-05 09:23 AM by Bellamia
Fer sure the books weren't "Connect the Dots", since the Shrub hasn't got a clue! Thanks for the Post, great way to start the day , with a smile on my face .:>)
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Mon Apr-25-05 12:59 PM
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| 11. and THIS happened while GW was jogging this morning -- |
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GW was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to
him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was
so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset!!"
George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look
like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning!"
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