CNN now referring to Zarqawi as "Almost captured terrorist"

[AlCzervik]

and i refer to myself as the "Almost captured Chimpsrsmarter." What spin.

[CottonBear]

1. I'm dizzy.

How many Amurkans even know who Zarqawi is much less the fact that he has one leg and may be dead? Geez. The "news" is just all spin these days.

[Bluzmann57]

2. "Almost captured Terrorist"?

Yeah and now they should start referring to Al Gore and John Kerry as "Almost elected Presidents". He hasn't been captured and neither has BinLaden. Why not? Catch 'em. Kick their teeth in. Not "almost capture" them.

[AlCzervik]

6. yes exactly or how about "The soon to be jailed house leader Tom Delay"

[kliljedahl]

9. That should be * as the "Almost elected President".

Al Gore was elected & both elections were stolen.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[etherealtruth]

3. Chimpy's down in the polls again, right?

The terror alerts proved to pi$$ people off---this is the next best thing...

[LynneSin]

4. I was almost a Lottery winner too

Of course, I didn't buy a ticket but if I did - I just know I would have picked last night's numbers

[xultar]

5. WOW! That's great! That we almost captured him! Yippee!

:woohoo:

[brokensymmetry]

7. If I almost win a lottery -

am I almost rich?

:rofl:

[Drifter]

8. havn't they already captured him ...

at LEAST 2 times already (or was that his leg) ?

Cheers
Drifter

[Starlight]

10. ...shoud have, could have, would have...

...only missed him by that much... :eyes:

[Lab2112]

11. RE: CNN now referring to Zarqawi as "Almost captured terrorist

And the Bush administration almost has a clue as to how to clean up the mess they made of Iraq.

LAB

[radwriter0555]

12. what mess? It's all going perfectly, according to the plan. The US

military demolition team goes in and slaughters, bombs, loots, pillages and destroys, and bush's pals, the rich contractors, go in and charge the US taxpayers billions to 'rebuild' it... which doesn't actually happen, but it looks like it on the BILLS that we're paying...

All the while, the iraqis have no food, water, clothing, electricity, LIVES or shelter.

SUCHA DEAL. The rich get rich off OUR dime, while the iraqis get slaughtered for fun and profit.

And people wonder what saddam was protecting his nation from, when he was sabre rattling at bush.

Now you know.

[aintitfunny]

13. Wouldn't that be "partially" captured? N/T

[DinahMoeHum]

14. LMAO !! Like being a "little bit pregnant", right ??

Sheesh, what bullshit.


:evilfrown:

[AlCzervik]

15. it is ridiculous and how many average Merikans

heard them say it and think nothing about the wording. It's those little things.

[lectrobyte]

16. And I'm the almost-Fabio-looking guy, except for being 5'8, bald,

and 25 lbs overwieght, and that missing tooth I need to get fixed... And CNN is the almost-not-full-of-shit news network. At least in comparison to Fox, I guess it still is...

[matcom]

17. I am Matcom:

Lord Of Hellfire

breaking..... :D

[underpants]

18. No actually that is about as accurate as the spin from MSM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3545302

[unhappycamper]

19. I almost got laid last nite

but I forgot to go out.....

:rofl:

[gatorboy]

20. Is Zarqawi the threat that he's made out to be?

It seems to me like they had bumped this guy up in the media to take the heat off Bin Laden. Especially since Bush can't even catch the guy (Or even care to...).

[ck4829]

21. He's the almost alive terrorist

[Roland99]

22. Wow....just......wow

[Protagoras]

23. Abandon all pretense of NEWS

all ye who enter.

[Roland99]

24. CONservative News Network has finally gone fully to the Dark Side

No more doubts now.

[GarySeven]

25. Kerry Almost-Elected President

[ck4829]

26. Bush, the Almost Nearly Intelligent President