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Tue Apr-26-05 03:58 PM
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just how many times have zarquawi & bin laden just barely escaped? |
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every few weeks, it's another 'official' report that the ever slippery batman comic book bad guys zarquawi and bin laden escaped capture by u.s. forces 'by only moments'.
at what point does one feel justified in calling the u.s. government and it's military INCOMPETENT DUMB ASSES?
oh, and of course, how many of these 'just barely escaped' stories would Clinton had gotten away with? none, that's how many.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:00 PM
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1. "just how many times have zarquawi & bin laden just barely escaped?" |
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Just enough times to make people think we're concerned with actually finding them.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:43 PM
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27. Phantom Terrorists, Phantom WMDs, Phantom Jobs, Phantom Improving... |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:00 PM
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it's innumerable, barely n/t |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:00 PM
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2. If they are the same person, should I just answer with one number? |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:00 PM
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3. it can be tought to catch |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:01 PM
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4. Freedom is on the march |
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It's hard work finding them terraists.
Don't worry, we'll get them. I think Bush wants 'em to go to Mars.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:02 PM
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Last summer I almost caught a fish THIS BIG!! REALLY, I DID, almost... catch a fish this big... really
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:04 PM
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12. Osama is in the Brush on B*'s Western White House Ranch |
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that is the reason he goes there often to clear brush...scare out some Quail and Osama!
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:02 PM
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6. none. they've both been in custody since the beginning. lol |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:02 PM
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7. horse shoes and hand granades |
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those are the only things where close matters
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:02 PM
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8. Probably the same amount of times... |
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helicopters and planes mysteriously crash in Iraq due to pilot error (and not from anti-aircraft guns fired by insurgents).
Liberty is on the move!
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:03 PM
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9. They've captured Goldberg! |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:03 PM
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10. Face it, those guys can out wit those bumblers every time. |
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Same reason the US military is getting their collective asses kicked in Iraq.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:04 PM
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They have lots of hair on their chinny-chin-chins. :eyes:
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:06 PM
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13. when orange alerts stopped working, |
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Edited on Tue Apr-26-05 04:07 PM by Mandate My Ass
and there was a danger of some real news coming out, they switched to almost catching terrorists to fill up the air time between kidnapped kids, vegetative women, pervert trials and shark attacks.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:09 PM
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15. AND the occassional breakup of a shadowy, foreign, terrorist ring |
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which much crowing and boasting and medals of freedom passed around.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:08 PM
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14. Too many to count......I'll bet |
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there is a correlation to the amount of bad news comes out about the BFEE.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:11 PM
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17. and the occassional release of the latest bin laden mix |
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been four months since the last one. that's how they prove to us they are winning, fake news, fake tapes, fake enemies, fake president.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:10 PM
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16. Ah, but they have the laptop! |
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So, they're getting a little closer, but the thrill of the hunt is not over for them. If they have his laptop, they can catch him. If they don't, it is because they aren't trying.
Actually, if they have his laptop, they probably have him, and they are keeping it quiet until they round up his supporters.
Personally, I hope they have him and that his terrorist organization is stopped from preying on innocent people.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:12 PM
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19. yeah but, he's in a cave, & you know how hard that makes finding him |
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and he has boxcutters, and you know how powerful they are.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:12 PM
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18. The funniest one was when they "almost" captured Mullah Omar |
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in Afghanistan, but numerous people reported seeing him escape from the area in a rickshaw.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:14 PM
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20. and today, zarquawi jumping from a speeding car on his 1 leg |
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and the finding saddam in a spider hole story was proven to be a hoax, as was little jessica's rescue, as was the whole obscenity.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:15 PM
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21. It's a simple formula for how many 'close calls' |
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(X+Y)- Z = Distractions
X - The amount of times the Administration's numbers have been threatened
Y - The amount of times the Media has begun to look too close
Z is the amount of times that something else has been able to be conviently blamed.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:18 PM
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22. And how many times they have been killed? |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:23 PM
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23. Slipp'ry liddle fuckerz ...... damn ...... |
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'see ... we're smokin' 'em out .... see, they're .... we're gunna git 'em .... they .... uh ...... fast. yeah. they're fast little suckers.
blah blah fucking blah ...........
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:41 PM
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25. wack a mole is hard when you've had a fifth of jack |
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look!---there's one o' the suckers now!---oh crap!--he's gone, dammit dammit dammit oh well, we'll git im' next time by doggy.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:50 PM
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31. Great Leader Chimpus Khan's crack anti terror forces on the job: |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:27 PM
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24. kinda lends an air of credibility to that stupid show "24".. |
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I mean, if bin Laden and Zarquawi are able to barely escape capture as often as they have, maybe it's plausible that CTU can't seem to get their hands on Habib Marwan.
I think the show sucks, but I may have to watch it in a whole new light.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:43 PM
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26. If you did not think this was due to incompetence, you might start |
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thinking it was by design. Come to think of it, that sounds more like it.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:44 PM
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28. that Emmanuel Goldstein sure is sneaky! always managing to nip |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:46 PM
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29. It's a bone they throw every now and then. |
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:50 PM
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30. The U.S. just about captured Zarquawi......That is until he jumped |
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out of his vehicle doing 90 MPH and out ran every living son-of-a-bitch in the country side. But man, we got a ton of valuable information from his computer that he left behind.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:52 PM
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32. I think it's Zarquawi - 7, bin Laden - 4. |
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I may not be up on the latest spin, but that's my scorecard.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:55 PM
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33. Getting kinda thin, huh? At least Batman had the sense to have a different |
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villain each week - and they were going for camp.
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:55 PM
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34. When the time comes for their next assignment from the Chimp, they |
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can be counted on to show up.
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