What we should *really* be looking for in tonight's press(ed ham) conf ...

[Stinky The Clown]

is the tone and demeanor of the 'press'. Bush will be ...... well ... what he always is ... oafish, self-absorbed, obfuscating, lying .... the penultimate dullard.

I'm far more interested in seeing if there's any change in the way the 'press' treats him.

[leftchick]

1. I will still be looking for his hook-up on his back

with the mute on.

[ewagner]

2. He'll play the strong father

role....

swagger, threaten, resolute, defiant.....

look out the fundies and neocons love that kind of John Wayne bushit!

[rkc3]

6. They'll have their jars of hand lotion ready for the press conference.

[Sparkly]

19. Yup -- lots of words like "protect," lots of moralizing

along with lots of blaming Democrats in Congress. He's going for "Father Knows Best" but it comes out as "Father is a Self-Serving, Lying Fascist."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. I'll be looking for Gannon/Guckert or a similar bot to rescue him

[LibertyorDeath]

4. I can't bring myself to watch he turns my stomach

just can't do it.

[rzemanfl]

5. Take some Dramamine (sp?) print a bingo card and treat it like

a game. Bingo card is at photobucket.com/albums/v229/cyberpj/BushBingofor050428.jpg

add http://img. before above. If I give the full address the card comes up

[LibertyorDeath]

9. I'm going to have to self medicate Is Dramamine safe with Vodka

I'll give it a try I love a good laugh.

but if I get nauseated I'll come back and puke on your post. :)

[rzemanfl]

11. Feel free, I have this screen cleaner that will wipe it right off:

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/

You have got to look at it. Aw, maybe have a little more vodka first, but be sure to.

[LibertyorDeath]

13. Ah too funny

my screen needed a good licking.

[rzemanfl]

14. Now if we could just get one that would do the outsides of TV's

we could watch that dumbass tonight without worry. Our cat would, I'm sure, refuse.

[oldtime dfl_er]

7. i love your cartoon, Liberty or Death!

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld

[LibertyorDeath]

12. Thanks, love it too, but it's not mine I snagged it from someone

here at DU for the life of me I can't remember who.
Hows that for gratitude :)

To the DUer that I snagged it from :toast:

I'm going to try & put it on a T shirt

[brettdale]

8. I feel the same

Bushy will be his usual crappy self, But I am going to be interested to see how bad the press has gotton in sucking up to him, my fingers are all warmed for a few emails after the press conference.

[KlatooBNikto]

10. They hate us for our freedoms.We love Democracy.Repeat.Rinse.

Repeat.

[AlmightyTallest]

15. Every time he does one of these

I hope he just looses it and does something so totally out of line that he's shipped off to a nut house or something. He's already the laughing stock of half the country and half the world, yet it's barely dented his approval ratings. I can't bring myself to watch these things but I bet you could make a drinking game out of them. Ie. Two sips if a reporter asks a question that is actually significant, etc.

Too bad we won't get the Daily Show's take on this until Monday. I wonder if that was deliberate.

[fob]

16. "penultimate" dullard? There's someone duller than he*?

Now THAT'S an accomplishment!

[Stinky The Clown]

17. Gotta have a **little** wiggle room ... sorta like a

5.9 in the Olympic skating comps .... always leave room for a duller dullard.

[fob]

18. I understand the concept, I just think in this case it's OK to go ahead

and book junior* as the Ultimate Dullard given his* record of dullness.

[Stinky The Clown]

20. Hahahaha

consider him booked. (I could sooooo go for him being booked!)