Insane moments in punditry as posted by freepers

[AlCzervik]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1393124/posts#comment?q=1

This thread is about what the freepers want to hear there own personal Jesus say tonight.

To: CT CONSERVATIVE

"My fellow Americans, I have just signed an executive order outlawing the Socialist Democratic People's Abortion Party and have ordered the Attorney General to issue arrest warrants for Fat Ted Kennedy for murder, and all other members of the democratic abortion party for their assistance in the premeditate murder of over 35 million unborn children. No execution dates have yet to be set, but I suspect that we will have those before the end of this news conference. Thank you and good night."

13 posted on 04/28/2005 1:56:01 PM PDT by RetiredArmy (IF YOU HATE DEMOCRATS - CLAP YOUR HANDS!!! clap clap clap)

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[Arkana]

1. Really

I'd like to hear him say, "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. The other guy won anyway. I'm off to get some blow."

[Kerrytravelers]

2. So, we're an abortion party?

That's interesting. I've never had nor performed an abortion.

I guess allowing women to make medical decisions outside of the government is pretty communist of me. Apparently, we need the government to make personal decisions for us, like they tried to do in the Schiave case.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

14. You didn't know that?

According to conservatives, Democrates have been the party of aboration for years.

Know thy enemy.

[Kerrytravelers]

18. I knew that., I was just making a (bad) joke!

Believe me, I know thy enemy.

Thy enemy is my in-laws and my poor hubby's freaky fundy fruitcake family.

My husband is free now, a registered Dem and a huge Dem volunteer!

[Freedom_from_Chains]

25. Sorry to hear about that

Having them in the family can be a real bitch. You might be able to liven up the conversation sometime by telling them that you and your hubby have decided to take up the swinging lifestyle.

[ClintonTyree]

15. Neither have I....

I wish there would never be another abortion, ever. But I will defend a woman's right to choose. Old men in Washington should have no right to tell a woman what she can or can't do with her body. Period.

[TheDebbieDee]

17. 35 million abortions? I wonder where the poster got that figure.

Probably just some more facts pulled from a repubs a$$!

[AlCzervik]

19. most likely out of his ass, thats where most of thie "Facts" come from

[ewagner]

3. Can't tell

if the clapping ( clap, clap clap) is to turn off the lights in their trailers, or to summon Tinker Bell. With freepers you can never tell....

[northernsoul]

4. geez, don't spend too much time over there

Spending too much time with people who are seriously, seriously sick will take its toll on you.

That, and you're not going to pick up too many spelling or grammar pointers.

[TNOE]

5. This guy might need to see his Dr. immediately

not only for psychological counseling, but perhaps some heavy meds. Perhaps he should open up an agency to take in all the starving childen now out on the streets, that might do him some good - and get him out of his own world a little.

Ooops - edited for lousy grammer there for a second! Freepers, when I read them my IQ lowers instantaneously!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

6. So, I guess RetiredArmy, the freeper poster, only served in the military

to defend the freedoms of rethuglians...

... unless he served in *'s Invasion of Iraq. Then he served to benefit *'s personal interest. Wonder if RetiredArmy knows that... never mind. He doens't.

[d_b]

7. I still believe

that Freeperville is merely a satire along the lines of www.whitehouse.org

[AlCzervik]

9. sometimes i do to, i lurk there a few times a week

and I'm almost sure i can spot a mole there almost immediately. I love WH.org but i really enjoy www.bettybowers.com

[d_b]

13. hehe

Great sites.

[H2O Man]

8. I hope the president

does his "hard work" comedy routine. Make us laugh, George!

[ComerPerro]

10. I thought the abortion party was scheduled for NEXT Thursday

Damn! I missed it!

[AlCzervik]

12. well you gotta pay attention or you miss all the fun!!

[LynnTheDem]

11. They call Saddam a monster for killing 5000+ of "his own people", yet they

advocate the murders of at least 50% of the entire population of Americans, the murdering of SEVERAL MILLION AMERICANS...THEIR OWN PEOPLE.

If ya possibly can, THINK ABOUT IT, rightwingnuts, you stupidest MFers on the planet.

[AlmightyTallest]

16. Nazis

That's how they think. And they only care about dead Iraqis when it's in relation to justifying the invasion. Bleh.

[LynnTheDem]

23. Yep just like they care about Afghanis....only as justification for war.

Funny tho how the US military are all coming up short on recruiting. Why aren't the warmongering rightwingnuts lining up to die for their bush-god???

[AlmightyTallest]

27. Oh they're much too busy

maxing out their credit cards to fill their SUVs.

[LynnTheDem]

28. Gee, sure hope they don't need to apply for bankruptcy.

Seeing as how bush has closed that little loophole.

[AlmightyTallest]

29. What they'd say:

"That wasn't us. It was those damn liberals who don't want you to keep you're money cause they're stinking communists! Um... more tax cuts!" :puke:

[LynnTheDem]

31. Too true

They really ARE that dumb, lol.

[ClintonTyree]

21. It doesn't matter...

you see, we're THE ABORTION PARTY! Each and every one of us goes about day in and day out either performing or having abortions. It's what we're all about! I know it sure is tiring. being a man, I'm unable to have an abortion, but I perform as many as I can in a day.
But as the abortion party, we give up all rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We can be instantly murdered because we're all murderers, in freep logic that is. The freeps and Republicans in general are the party of "the culture of life". Up until the moment you're born that is. After that it's perfectly permissible to have you killed at the drop of a hat.

[LynnTheDem]

22. They call OBL a monster for killing 2400 Americans (and he is)...

but then they advocate the killing of MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.

Rightwingnuts; WORSE than OBL. And did I mention, stupidest MFers on the planet.

[DS1]

20. Make the world a smarter place, abort a freeper

[bvar22]

24. Far fewer abortions under Clinton (Democratic Party)

than under the bush* Republican party.

Abortions on the INCREASE under Republican Programs...

So, it would appear that the Republicans are the Abortion Party!

[LynnTheDem]

26. OOOOH!!! You cited a FACT!!! SHAME on you!!!

Facts = anti-American traitors!

I'm telling!!!

:D

[name not needed]

30. Is it too late to have him aborted?

[BBradley]

32. These people have no sense of irony.