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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:44 PM
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heh heh...Jesus fish "incident"
So, I was heading to lunch today and a car comes out of an office parking lot w/o stopping and goes into the left lane and gets up to about 10mph over the limit (this is a 25mph zone due to all of the offices and pedestrian traffic.) He has to slow down due to someone turning left ahead and I notice he has a fish plaque that shows a "TRUTH" fish eating a "Darwin" fish. I chuckle at the irony.

I pass him and he darts behind me and I see his head moving back and forth reading all of my bumper stickers (one being "Keep Your Religion Out Of My Government") and my "EVOLVE" fish plaque. I slow down to turn into a parking lot and he darts into the other lane and looks at me with a look of disgust on his face.

I was laughing.


:D
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:46 PM
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1. be careful--you might get road rage very easily with this type!
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:48 PM
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2. I'm sure his story was...
"I looked into his hollow eyes and I knew at that moment that I was peering into the face of evil!"
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:54 PM
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3. LOL.
It was a dark and stormy day as I raced through the heathen-filled streets.
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:55 PM
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4. I still looking for a place to buy...
...one of these for the back of my car.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 06:57 PM
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5. Your wish is my command...
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 08:17 PM
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10. Thanks.
Some other goodies from above link.








http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/realitybites.html




:ROFL:

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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 10:11 PM
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12. I'll take a dozen of the "blow me's ... don't bother to wrap 'em
I'm gunna use 'em right now!

:rofl:
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 07:01 PM
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6. Awe Shucks, I thought you were going to say...
...that, as he was glaring at you, giving you an Un-Christian scowl, he slammed into the back of a Police car.

Oh well, I can still dream.:evilgrin:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 07:09 PM
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7. If only...if only...
n/t
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 07:12 PM
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8. Momma, tell me a story with a happy ending like this one...nt
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 07:13 PM
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9. Where do I get the evolve plaque?
I live in the Western Michigan bible belt and would love to slap the freepers around me back in the face, ala bumper sticker style.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 09:52 PM
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11. Right here:
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