Official Press Conference Thread #3

[mtnester]

#1 - http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3563067&mesg_id=3563067

#2 - http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3563409#3563642

[Roland99]

1. "Don't politicize your military" (Like we did)

and more "making progress"

[DearAbby]

3. Do the Dems get to reply to this?

[Generic Other]

5. He said we can't leave Iraq until they learn to fight

Now that's progress.

[Roland99]

13. Damn sissies

[Aviation Pro]

Yeah asshole,

most people don't like you.

[Dr Ron]

61. "My party's been the party of ideas."

Give more money to the ultra-rich.
Throw a few bones to the religius right so they'll play along.
Screw everyone else.
Yep, we have ideas.

[Solly Mack]

2. He lied about any withdrawals happening

Course, I could have just stopped with "he lied"

[antonialee839]

6. You're a dangerous person too.

[rodeodance]

20. bush seems to count rotating as withdrawing troops. what a dope!!

[Bluebear]

4. Korean PENINSHULA

[deminks]

I think I would hate to be sitting in the front row

with all that "enunthshiashun"

[antonialee839]

18. Has Chimpy been getting makeup tips

from Katherine Harris?

[tallahasseedem]

25. LOL!

He just stumbled through it again. My lord this guy is an idiot!!!

[proud patriot]

7. his cheeks are rosy

I think the DUer was right too much blusher

[antonialee839]

28. He looks like a freaking marionette.

[meganmonkey]

8. He SO wants this to be over

For once, I agree with him :puke:

[librechik]

9. oops, Sanger breaks the "no followup question rule"

but Shrub tries to answer anyway--he actually seems interested...D'oh, back to the script.

[proud patriot]

boy he can't pronounce Peninsula well at all

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

10. He means he replaced the troops in South Korea with land mines

when he says "we reduced troops in south korea but replaced them with more capacity"

[hatrack]

11. Nook-yoo-ler!!

Yee-hah!!

[fryguy]

12. the chairman of the joint chiefs says he's not worried about capacity . .

well jeeze, now i feel SOOO much better.....

[hatrack]

17. Fewer troops, but more capacity

WTF??

[fryguy]

landmines, nook-lee-er weapons - n/t

[tallahasseedem]

14. Starves his people?

Doesnt he do that here by cutting funds from welfare programs? Idiot.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

32. Gregory should have followed up "So what about the sexual

harrassment " Bolton. Is that what you mean when you say blunt?

[Stand and Fight]

15. N. Korea leader has people in concentration camps?

First I've heard that term applied...

[bvar22]

16. Idiot boy**

just got more coaching over the earpiece on Kim jung il.

[Roland99]

19. Nookyular-free Korean Peninshula...oh, and a bonus nookyular

[proud patriot]

31. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[rodeodance]

35. a question why is there a poinsonous attitude and did you contribute to

this attitude? grand qeustion.

[rodeodance]

49. Jr is not answer the question--does he feel responsible for the divided

country. Now he goes back to ss lecture.

[rodeodance]

60. says he can not answer the question as to why we are divided .

[rodeodance]

74. So, once again, Jr assumes NO responsibility for divisiveness!!

[brettdale]

21. Fuck the media

They are now laughing at his jokes, this sucks!

[librechik]

146. no man, they are asking tough questions. Go boys! (and girls)

go for his throat, you wusses! He's there for the taking!

I would sacrifice my cushy job to take that bastard down. Why won't they?????

[hatrack]

22. "Peninshula"

Thanks, Mr. Preshident.

[ahem]

23. Korean "penin-shula"

[AP]

24. I've surrounded myself/Korea with good people/countries=answer to all Qs.

[Stand and Fight]

26. What? What the fuck is a nuclear free Korean Pen-nin-chu-la???

x(

[librechik]

27. Ah Preeshate

gulp

Peninshula
again
gulp

Kim jong il is an evil man

gulp

[Elidor]

29. I froze in horror to hear the little huckster say "you pay into the SYSTEM

about social security. It's not some system that he can game, and thank god most Americans don't want the slimy little bastard to touch it.

[truth2power]

30. He wantseveryone to know he can pronounce "peninshuula".

Isn't that cute??

[antonialee839]

Some don't like him?

That's an understatement.

[meganmonkey]

48. And con-soor-tee-um

I think he put the 'sh' sound in the wrong word.

[fryguy]

33. missile defense works???? since when the fuck????

unless by working he means missing the target even when we know excatly when and where it is coming from and going to . . .

[HeeBGBz]

34. I'm missing Survivor for this?

Can we vote Shrub off the island?

"I know there's people that don't like me..."

Boo fuckin Hoo.

[Roland99]

44. Hear! Hear!

Convene the tribal council!

[tallahasseedem]

36. He doesnt think long and hard about anything except for Gannon.

[justjones]

37. He is sooooo listening to his earpiece....

Did you see him just listen really hard?

Can someone in the press please ask him if he is wearing an earpiece? Ask him to dig his stubby fingers in both ears?

[proud patriot]

38. "I'm sure there are people who don't like me" ....ahhhhhYUP

:wow:

[ahem]

39. "some people don't like me"

[zoeb]

64. how about 49% of the people

didn't vote for your ass.

[hatrack]

40. 9/11!!!

Finally!!

[AP]

Softball. This was couric's spin with Clinton: "why so much obstruction?"

[halobeam]

41. My nine year old just said...

thats a LONG lie he's telling... it's 45 minutes already!:rofl:

[sescob]

62. ROFL! n/t

[fryguy]

78. quote of the night!

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[proud patriot]

93. LOL ..give your 9 yr old a hug

:D

[tallahasseedem]

94. LOL!!!!!

Even the youngins know hes an ass.

[zoeb]

42. Korean Kim is dangerous ...not sitting on

an oil field makes him less dangerous.

[zoeb]

45. party of bad ideas n/t

[htuttle]

43. He wants to build a missile shield because Kim Jong Il about to...

...shoot a missile at us.

Now he tells us...

[Elidor]

46. The little bitch is complaining about POLITICS!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Partisanship!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[tallahasseedem]

47. I was wondering when he was going to mention 9/11.

[Amaya]

50. What a train-wreck

:puke: He CAN'T pronounce peninsula! :wtf:

[Blue Belle]

51. September 11 - on Bingo card...

[thjay]

73. LOL

my husband and I have overs and unders for 9/11. He picked over 2.5.

[sescob]

52. Our party is the party of ideas??

Bwa-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Asshat!

[Stand and Fight]

65. How about an ass wearing an ass hat? n/t

[Blue Belle]

71. Yeah... I had to laugh out loud too.

"I don't understand... Why can't we all just get along?"

He's going full-on Rodney King here.

[fryguy]

i don't want to politicize an issue, BUT

we're the party of ideas??? WTF, how much more political can you get?

[AlwaysDemocrat]

53. "I'm sure there are some people that don't like me"

Ya think???
Talking about the negative political atmosphere and did he contribute to it.

[Stand and Fight]

54. Time to attack the Democrats...

"I can tell you're lying... Stutter, stutter, stutter, stutter."

[jbm]

55. here's a problem...

and here's some ideas on to fix it...


oh man....

[tallahasseedem]

56. Here it goes, one last SS gasp.

[bvar22]

57. Party of BAAAAAD ideas

*

[eleny]

58. ibbidda-bibbida

that's all folks

[maddezmom]

69. hehe

:D

[cyberpj]

59. he's elevated dialog!!! Oh my god! eom.

[hatrack]

63. FUCKING NAUSEATING!

Yes, I never, ever said anything bad about anyone. Not me and my party of ideas!!

[librechik]

Are you partially responsible for the atmosphere of partisan hate?

Blah blah blah, SOMEHOW returns to the Social security script and says a few lines.

He scoffs that he contributes.Then blames the Dems. (energy bill)

[Blue Belle]

80. "What?? Me Responsible??"

Oh Silly Reporter...

[rodeodance]

91. you would think the press would start getting angry, as he just

changes the questions or talks down to them.

[AP]

When does Gannon get to ask a question?

[meti57b]

66. Just turned it on. Sounds like he's hitting the bottle again.

[Aviation Pro]

67. Continue to work?

Yeah, why don't you retire to the game room and go play with your Game Boy.

[babylonsister]

68. "Elevated dialogue?" Sweet Jeebus!

:rofl:

[Dickie Flatt]

70. SOMEONE ASK HIM TO NAME A MISTAKE!!!

[fryguy]

72. give credit to an idea - as long as it goes to the GOP

god dam fucknut pseudo-texas hick!

[Stand and Fight]

75. Now he's smirking about screwing people with...

tort law reform
bankruptcy bill

forthcoming energy bill

[bvar22]

88. The Democrats are RUNNING from credit on those pieces..

of Republican shit.

[fryguy]

92. I'll bet he's the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass . . .

. . . and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.



/sorry, had to go for the movie quote

[Stand and Fight]

149. Full Metal Jacket....

They ought to put Bush in a straight jacket....

[AP]

76. "My party is the party of ideas...about how to rip off working Americans"

He's proud of the bankruptcy and energy bills?

[AlwaysDemocrat]

98. As Congress rams them down our throats (n/t)

[Aviation Pro]

77. Class action...

Class action lawsuit refore = Fuck the little people.
Bankruptcy legislation = Fuck the little people.

[Roland99]

79. "making progress"

and like lawsuit reform and the bankruptcy bill were beneficial to the CITIZENS of the U.S.????


FUCK YOU, *

[mtnester]

81. Oh now put it on the backs of the grandparents

how mean

[eleny]

82. he's such a fuzzy bunny

must be a designer cocktail drug his doc cooked up.

[hatrack]

"You're gonna git yer check!"

Same old shit, day in, day out, and never a question to befuddle the Littlest President.

[tallahasseedem]

83. AHHH!!! Good ol' scare tactics!

[justjones]

84. Now he's threatening payroll taxes will be up to 18%.....nt

[Solly Mack]

85. Bush never loses (in his mind) because he calls all failures a win

ah...he's threatening a payroll tax increase

[AP]

86. Raise payroll taxes? How about an AMT for corporate income?

[librechik]

87. Wash Times won't let the poisoned atmospher question die!

Bush relentlessly changes the subject to the need for SS reform.

Bastard! Lots of nonsense. Threatens an increase in payroll taxes! Then threatens dramatic benefit cuts!

Yikes!

[rodeodance]

97. yes, Jr evaded the question of responsibility once again.

[annabanana]

89. talking about burdening the KIDS!

ask him about the friggen DEFICIT!!

[finecraft]

90. Oh! He knows what's good for me!

I'm flattered! What an idiot.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

95. And no one calls him on his lies..................... n/t

[rodeodance]

Jr turned the question around again!! was asked what how we would

feel if one of our own was tortured in another country.

[Mass]

96. Calling Rice Condie now

they are awfully close

[eleny]

99. Rendition!

oooooooo-ooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooh

[Roland99]

What a LIAR!!

Totally lied about renditions.

[truth2power]

100. "Friends and allies"...WTF?? I'm getting a migraine!

[tallahasseedem]

101. GOOD Question!!!

Boy it pissed him off too!!!!

[Solly Mack]

102. Rendition....No he fucking didn't! "We operate within the law" LIAR!

[HeeBGBz]

103. That's a hypathetical, Mark

He's choking up on this one.

[zoeb]

104. where in the hell is the real press...

this is a room full of Gannon wannabes!!!!!

[htuttle]

105. Someone asked about renditions!

States that we only act within the 'law'.

Then goes on with the fear card, pounding the podium.

[fryguy]

106. we expect them not to torture them

but if they do, oh well . . . they're bad people anyway

[spanone]

107. He's condoning torture. This is sooo sad. He's one sorry bastard.

[Hazelrah]

108. that's a hypothetical

smirkey bastard

:mad:

[Roland99]

double dose of "September the 11th"

[MsLeopard]

109. It's our obligation to find those who

may do harm to us, and get them out of harm's way. How stupid can you be?

[eleny]

110. September 11th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mindfulNJ]

111. Simple question:

If young people remove their money from the SS system to put into individual accounts...where will we get the money to pay for the people collecting now?:wtf:

[Elidor]

136. An excellent question

I've never heard anyone ask that seemingly obvious question before now.

[Blue Belle]

Appreciate!! Appreciate!! For the love of GOD!!!

Enunciate!!! Good Lord, you're the leader of the free world... sound like it!! I can't take it!! I can't listen to him butcher my mother tounge....

Must... Turn.. Off... TV.

[tallahasseedem]

112. "We still at war!"

good grammar!

[Elidor]

113. "We still at war"

Word to mah bitches.

[hatrack]

114. Ah! 9/11!!!!!

The enemy! They're gonna hit us agayun!!!!

[bagimin]

115. Stop smiling you crazed

motherfucker

[bagimin]

151. "I'm not an economist" duh!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

116. no torture ? BS. They BOIL people where they send them

[Laura PourMeADrink]

126. this is NOT a press conference - no follow up - just a friggin speech

[ahem]

"find those that would do harm to us and get them out of harms way"

so the ones that would harm us won't get harmed?

[sescob]

132. LOL!

[annabanana]

117. 9/11 9/11 9/11

drink up!

[thjay]

118. we still at war - his wheels are coming off

[babylonsister]

119. "We operate within the law"??? Can you say Abu Ghraib?

And now he's getting all emotional and shit over 9/11? Ah, there's that terra card!

[rodeodance]

134. no, he probably has never said the name of that prison.

[Stand and Fight]

135. Terror card...

Now the Republicans have that to play along with the race card...

[Dr Ron]

"We're still at war."

Great cover for whatever crimes he wants to commit.

[librechik]

120. Extraordinary Rendition!

oh, we are protecting the Amurrkan people.

We are still at war.

All perfectly legal.

Change the subject.

[cornermouse]

121. Oops. He almost admitted to torture and knowing about it.

[TeeYiYi]

122. Freudian slip . . .

"Not going to let them hit us . . . . . . . . again."

TYY

[sescob]

123. I'd rather be watching "the OC"

Dubya is boring me to tears.

[Rose Siding]

124. He didn't answered the question

about US captives being treated as ours have been.

[Bleacher Creature]

He didn't answer any of the questions.

So why should we be surprised at that one???

[i have issues]

145. Where oh wher is Helen Thomas?

Oh yeah, she's not allowed in anymore.

[Junkdrawer]

125. He will get the people who would harm us OUT OF HARM'S WAY...

:wtf:

Does he know what he just said?

[proud patriot]

127. He came very close just now to dissing the American people

but caught himself ...darnit

[iconoclastic cat]

128. "It is in our interest to find those who will hurt our country and get

them out of harm's way."

Ah, yes.

[Generic Other]

129. asbestos reform bill?

What?

[achtung_circus]

139. Asbesto

for a stronger economy?

[hatrack]

140. From coast to coast, millions cry out for asbestos reform!

Haven't you heard?

[0007]

130. I hope the voters that voted for this as-swipe are embarrassed

and shamed.

[Digit]

131. Economy...sounds like softball question

Yep...turned it into gas price issue.

Jobs, numbnuts. Outsourcing, numbnuts. The deficit, numbnuts.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

133. this is NOT a press conference - no follow up - just a friggin speech

[rodeodance]

152. Is NCLB working? "Yeah, I think its working?"--we are measuring -it is

working. it is working because we are measuring. oh my god.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

155. I admit it ...I HATE TO MEASURE

[HEyHEY]

137. Thank god he explained how high fuel costs effect people

Cause we're all morons that can't figure it out

[spanone]

138. Boy, the dopey one is chatty tonight.

Yet he says nothing.

[tallahasseedem]

141. It sounds as if his dentures dont fit properly. This man cannot talk.

[AlwaysDemocrat]

142. I wonder how many people he knows that are out of work? (n/t)

[mtnester]

143. Thread # 4 open now

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=104

[thjay]

144. W's been dipping into Paula Abdul's medicine cabinet

[Roland99]

147. "making progress"

[cornermouse]

148. Gotta get out there and expand market for goods that

we no longer produce... That makes sense, doesn't it?

[Aviation Pro]

Literacy?

You mean like reading "My Pet Goat?"

[HeeBGBz]

150. Literacy in Math?

WTF?

[proud patriot]

153. please continue in thread 4 here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3564180

[TeeYiYi]

154. The IRONY of him preaching about literacy!

Gawd.

TYY