School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

[brettdale]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown


Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

[jpgray]

1. Fuck

That sounds delicious!

:o

[Arkana]

2. *drool*

Mmmm...burrito.

[vogonjiltz]

3. A Thirty inch burrito?

Damn

[ashling]

4. Is that a burrito in your backpac,

or are you just happy to be at school?

[ragin_acadian]

5. i don't know that the police were that far off the mark.

everything they serve at taco bell should be considered a weapon. biological too.

i had one of those grilled-steak-stuffed things a month ago - they should rename it: "the intestinal bunker buster"

and don't get me started on the seven layers. hell is supposed to have seven layers, so the name seems apt.

[charlyvi]

6. Pepcid cures a host of evils. n/t

[rodeodance]

7. "We must assume al quida is involved"

was just listening to the news--about the fake driver licences in FL.
Some investigation on and said this (paraphased). Thought is fit-fleeting thought at best.

[ragin_acadian]

8. good for pepcid.

i decided to stop being a host for evil after my last aforementioned run-in with a grilled stuft burrito.